A sexy babe was home alone bc her parents fucked off to the movies and didnt take her because movie tickets are fuckin expensive and she walked downstairs to go and get some midnight snacks because FUCK YEAH midnight snacks like she did every night bc it doesnt matter if youre home alone, midnight stacks are ETERNAL. Nothing was there, but she made herself a sundae like two feet high and covered it in whipped cream and chocolate chips and cherries and those sweet tapioca balls that burst in ur mouth and went back upstairs to eat dessert in bed like the slob she is, basically sending out an embossed in gold leaf invitation to all ants in the universe to come n get it. At six am she woke up to find a little girl standing at the foot of her bed. The little girl was like sis why the fuck did you do this who the FUCK eats a sundae in bed there's choco syrup on my CAT oh MY GOD denise you ALWAYs do this i FUCKIN SWEAR, and then some ants with machine guns bust through the door and started shooting laser beams and they had to dive out the window in their jammies while their mom screams that its a school day and they start their sci fi action video game saga that can be bought on steam for 99cents during the holiday sale. Send this to 3 people or else around 6am in the fuckin mornin you'll become allergic to sundaes and then murdered by giant ants who fuck aliens and their LASER CANNON.
[ lucky karkat has saved some random classmate of roxy's from being killed by a cursed chainletter. ]
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3/15 MISFIRE
[ lucky karkat has saved some random classmate of roxy's from being killed by a cursed chainletter. ]
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