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KARKAT VANTAS

I probably do not give a fuck.

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[covenantal]

[ how did this happen ]

Thanks, I think.

Okay. Rule #1: Don't go on a date, pretend or real, with your sibling.

[alienates]

[ the question of the century tbh ]

I will keep that in mind and will try not to suggest to any other people to go on test dates with their brother and/or sister in the future.
.....
So when are you free for the test date thing.

[covenantal]

... Saturday?

[alienates]

Alright Saturday it is then.
I guess I'll text you about meeting and stuff closer to the day??

[ ....... HOW DID THIS HAPPEN HE'S CRYING ON THE INSIDE ]

[covenantal]

Alright. That sounds fine.

... thank you, Karkat.

[alienates]

No problem.
This has literally been the most unexpected misfired text/first time talking to someone experience I have ever had, just putting that out there.

[covenantal]

I think I can say the same.

Still, I enjoyed talking to you.

[alienates]

This is obviously the start of a beautiful, life changing friendship that will last throughout the ages.

[ it's said kind of sarcastically but it'll. probably be hard to tell. ]

[covenantal]

[ That ... even as a sarcastic statement is a really, truly alien concept to him, and honestly he doesn't really know how to feel about it at all. But he's not just going to say that. Instead he says: ]

ლ(●ↀωↀ●)ლ

[alienates]

What the hell does that one mean?
It doesn't even really look like anything.

[covenantal]

It's a cat.

[alienates]

I object.
Where are the cat ears!!

[covenantal]

ﾍ(^･･^=)~

[alienates]

SEE
Now THAT I can believe is a cat.
The other one was an impostor.
Impawstor? Whatever.

[covenantal]

[ ! ]

All cats are beautifurl, Karkat. You just have to apurreciate each for its unique characteristics.

[alienates]

This is me, apologizing to that cat.
I am so insensitive to the fact that it suffered a tragic ear accident after an unfortunate misuse of catnip.
My condolences, cat.

[covenantal]

ヽ(ΦωΦヽ) ♡

All is furgiven.

[alienates]

Is it one of those like
Naked cats??
I've decided that's one of the naked cats.

[covenantal]

Sure, why not? Naked cats need love, too. ٩(ↀДↀ)۶

[alienates]

Of course they do.
It's not their fault that they're naked, they're not like fucking exhibitionists or something.

[covenantal]

It warms my heart to meet another equal-opportunity cat lover.

[alienates]

I have two.
Well and probably more soon?? Com's pregnant.
If she has too many I'm fucked though I wouldn't be able to keep all of them.

[covenantal]

Com?

Wait, you have a cat that's pregnant?!

If there's anything I can do to help...

[alienates]

She should be ready to pop any week now tbh.
I think I'm good
ACTUALLY WAIT

Depending on how many kittens she has I might not be able to keep all of them so do you know anyone who might want a kitten?

francy how is this thread 70 comments

[covenantal]

I think Souji and I could take one. I can ask our uncle as well.