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KARKAT VANTAS

I probably do not give a fuck.

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3/3 or whenever idk

[ghostories]

nobu something bad happened T_T

[ghostories]

oops misfire lol
please ignore this...

[alienates]

Oh yeah, sure. I'll pretend I didn't see anything! See you later!

Yeah that's not happening.
??????

[ghostories]

you absolutely must ignore it
i don't kiss and tell! >:(

[alienates]

1. You were LITERALLY just texting someone to tell them about it.
2. WHO ARE YOU KISSING????

[ghostories]

[ It's true. She's made so many mistakes... ]

a stupid jerk
i hope he steps on a lego
;_;

[alienates]

I am going to shove a lego so far up his asshole they're going to call the next film installment The Lego Rectum Movie.
Why are stupid jerks kissing you??
I thought you liked that Mikowhat guy!!
He seemed stupid but not like, a jerk, so who's kissing you!!

[ghostories]

[ Mikorin is stupid, so she won't refute that. ]

he was being mean to me so i said i was going to kiss him if he didn't shut up
then he said i wouldn't dare
then i was like "yeah i wouldn't"
because no one wants to kiss me anyway
then he said i looked sad so he kissed me instead
it's so stupid karkat
i'm stupid >_<

[ this

doesn't answer the question at all, but there you have it

she kissed and told ]

[alienates]

Uhhh no?
I'm pretty sure he's the goddamn stupid one for actually going through with it and kissing you.
Unless he likes you. Does this guy like you?
I'm getting the feeling that he doesn't have romantic feelings for you considering how stressed you are about this whole ordeal but correct me if I am wrong.
Also you are dancing around the subject of his identity, I've noticed.

[ghostories]

he doesn't like me that way
but if nobu finds out before i tell her myself, she'll kill him

[alienates]

She won't.
I'm killing him.

[ghostories]

don't kill yato!!!!!!

[alienates]

AHA!
So it's Yato!

[ karkat has no idea who the fuck yato is! ]

[ghostories]

[ ah ]

you have to keep him alive karkat!
i can't bail you out of jail too

[alienates]

It's fine I learned how to make shanks out of newspaper recently.
I'll survive the system.
Christ on a cracker, what a dumbass.
I mean I understand the intent I guess but also what a motherfucking dumbass.

[ghostories]

[ karkat what are you googling on the internet ]

what do i do?
i wanted my first kiss to be with mikoto
but now... ;_;
;________;

[alienates]

[ jack taught him shut up

also, karkat is legitimately a Romantic, so this is honestly a distressing scenario for him. ]

Then we'll just make sure your next kiss is with the person you want.
And that it'll be the most galaxy shattering goddamn kiss ever, so that it'll make up for what Yato did.
A chorus of angels will appear and will start spouting that hallelujah song at full blast because of how magical and filled with true love or whatever the fuck it is.

[ghostories]

[ Okay, this is one of the sweetest things he's ever said to her. ]

aww!
thanks karkat
i'll give you a kiss
on the cheek ( ˘ ³˘)♥

[alienates]

Uh huh.
I'm still having words with that Yato guy btw.
I'm not letting that go.

[ghostories]

you don't have to do that for me...

[ She only says this because she still thinks she can stop him. ]

[alienates]

"You are completely right!
I don't have to.
Still doing it though.

[ghostories]

[ hmm... ]

are you going to make him say sorry?

[alienates]

Yes.
And I'm going to make sure he thinks fucking twice before doing stupid as hell shit like that ever again.

[ghostories]

karkat...
whoever ends up with you is super lucky ( ˘ ³˘)♥

[alienates]

Moron, that's not a thing that'll happen!!!