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[alienates]

KARKAT VANTAS

I probably do not give a fuck.

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[true_noir]

I should be able to find someone. But, for now, it is Lent and that means it will not be happening. And I wasn't alone when the night started. Someone ditched me. I was actually calling somebody to come meet me when you and I spoke.

[alienates]

Wow
Maybe you should find better friends?

[true_noir]

Well, let us just say that I will not be sharing the fruit of the vine with that someone anytime soon. I prefer my wing girls to be, how do you say, prompt?

[alienates]

Just don't expect me to be one of your wing girls.

[true_noir]

You would not make an especially good wing girl anyway, for obvious reasons. Besides, I would not do that to someone who did not wished to join me on such an endeavor. It does not seem to be the sort of thing to suit your temperament.

[alienates]

You are definitely correct there.
I'm not very big on crowded places.

[true_noir]

Not exactly the reason I was referring to, but also very true. You seem to be more of a private person, Karkat. I can appreciate that.

[Says the girl who basically invited herself into his home.]

[alienates]

[ invited herself into his home and is forcing friendship on him. karkat is staring off camera like he's in the office right now. ]

Wow!
Can you? That's so good to know, Chloe.
I sure am glad that you understand this.

[true_noir]

That doesn't mean I'm going to let you run off on me, Karkat. Sorry, but you're stuck with me. Still, I can appreciate that you're going to need time to warm up to me.

[If they were actually speaking, there would have been a 'they always do' sort of tone to that statement. It didn't carry over into text well, though.]

[alienates]

You seem a little confident.

[true_noir]

I think you mean 'over confident.' And yes, perhaps, but I still find you at least a little interesting, and more than a little helpful. I don't regret having met you, Karkat. Now, I just have to work on making the feeling mutual, mister surly pants.

[alienates]

1. Never call me that again.
2. This sounds like a challenge. Challenge accepted.

[true_noir]

Fine, fine, monsieur fussy britches. You and these challenges will be either the death of us, or the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Only time will tell.

[Careful. She's got a thousand stupid names she can call you, Karkat.]

[alienates]

[ HE DOES NOT RESPOND BECAUSE HE REFUSES TO ACKNOWLEDGE THIS NICKNAME ]

[true_noir]

[Yep, she actually expected that to be the hang-up point for him. Productive conversation! -fin.]