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[alienates]

KARKAT VANTAS

I probably do not give a fuck.

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[alienates]

What if there are more choices?
Will you ignore the other free samples after you had your fill of cookies and cheese?
What if they have free samples of ice cream, Wolf?

[rhapsodeity]

that depends on if i am in the mood for ice cream, karkat
maybe i am only in the mood for cookies and cheese

[alienates]

I am calling bullshit.
Are you really telling me that you would look at both cookies and ice cream, and choose cookies instead?

[rhapsodeity]

it really depends on my mood at the time!
i might cookies or i might want ice cream or i might want sushi
who knows!!!!!!!!!

[alienates]

Wait
Where the hell are you going that is giving out free samples of sushi?

[rhapsodeity]

well it is market sushi so it is not very good at all.........

[alienates]

Then you're seriously risking food poisoning.
I am starting to think you're not a very careful person, Wolf.

[rhapsodeity]

[ like. she's not but ]

karkat i am a vegetarian lol

[alienates]

Jade
Sushi isn't a vegetable????

[rhapsodeity]

they make veggie rolls!!!!

[alienates]

Is that still sushi or is it just veggie rolls?

[rhapsodeity]

weeeeeeell probably the latter!
but it is packaged as sushi

[alienates]

God I'm not even surprised that you're a vegetarian actually.
It weirdly fits your personality.

[rhapsodeity]

i am not sure if thats a compliment or not!
but i am glad you think it fits me :)

[alienates]

Let's just say it was an objective observation and leave it as that.

[rhapsodeity]

calling it that does not make it true you realize

[alienates]

Ok but the truth can be totally subjective in certain cases.