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KARKAT VANTAS

I probably do not give a fuck.

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[covenantal]

[ i mean, yeah. ]

Oh. Really?

I was thinking about looking on YouTube, too. A lot of independent artists post their work there, right?

[alienates]

Well the problem with that is that one second, you're listening to someone's album, and then you blind and suddenly you're on a video of "The Top 100 Sightings of Ghosts Giving Goats Blowjobs."

1/2

[covenantal]

[covenantal]

That's a really specific example.

[alienates]

There is a dark side to every single website and the fact that you have not found that part of YouTube yet brings a tear to my eyes and touches my could, withering heart.

[covenantal]

... somehow I feel like I'm missing out on something, but at the same time, I can't bring myself to regret that.

[alienates]

Listen
You can go check it out. It's a precious, delicate step in becoming a man, but also one that you can never take back.
What you see will thoroughly change you and how you view the world.

[covenantal]

... there have to be better ways to become a man than that.

[alienates]

It is the most accurate, fool proof test there is.
Only second to the act of actually being the one to capture the ghost-goat blowjob on film.