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KARKAT VANTAS

I probably do not give a fuck.

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IT GETS TRICKY so i try not to overuse them too much

[alienates]

[ i am gonna icly use that against yu one day just wait ]

I will but it will be a struggle
Although I guess it means I will just have to amp up my creativity so I can work around it.
I won't let this app beat me.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Internet.

tbh that's fair but then again is there really a limit on kk being ridiculous

[covenantal]

[ ok but could you consider letting me live instead ]

I look forward to seeing what you come up with. Feel free to test your thoughts on me. I'll grade your efforts.

I'll look around. In the meantime I'll have to go buy sunglasses from a convenience store or something.

that is true but unfortunately i am not as creative as hussie so i need to rest

[alienates]

[ ok but consider: no ]

I hope you're ready to be giving out straight A's then.

If anyone asks why you're wearing sunglasses indoors I'm sure you can think of some excuse.

honestly i feel that so much. why are trolls so much

[covenantal]

[ :( why don't you love me ]

I reserve judgment until I see what you have to offer. My red pen is ready.

Maybe I can start a new fashion trend.

[alienates]

[ the issue is that i love you too much so i gotta torture you ]

Hmmmm
Maybe you should switch up the ink colors.
Red is very stereotypical.

We could always pretend that it's already a fashion trend so that way you can skip the process of trying to get everyone think it's normal.
Just be all
WHAT? YOU NEVER HEARD THAT THIS IS WHAT'S IN STYLE RIGHT NOW??? :/

[covenantal]

Green?

I like the way you think. Though, I don't know if I'd be any good at being so assertive.

[alienates]

If you go with green it'll have to be obnoxiously lime green.

Dude anyone can be assertive.
You just have to emote more or at all.

[covenantal]

Why?

"Or at all" ...

[alienates]

It'll catch your attention more than regular green, which will give the same overall effect as the typical red.

More than the usual level of emoting.

[covenantal]

... that's fair.

I'm not the best at that to begin with.

[alienates]

Well we can work on that later
There is no need to emote right now.
Or while you're wearing the sunglasses?
Emoting while wearing sunglasses make it seem a lot more lame.

[covenantal]

[ Ah, well. Yu is glad at least his good buddy Karkat understands him and doesn't require emotion from him. ]

Maybe I can just act like I'm too cool to explain.

[alienates]

The cool but silent type?
Hmmm
We can work with that.
Practice your cool head nods. The cool but silent types always do head nods.

[covenantal]

I will. I'll show you in school once I get a chance, and you can judge the quality of my coolness.

[alienates]

I'll be grading your coolness on a F to A grading scale.

[covenantal]

Ah... the pressure is intense, but I won't fail.

[alienates]

You have not disappointed me so far so I believe in your ability.

[covenantal]

( •̀ᄇ• ́)ﻭ✧ I won't let you down.

[alienates]

Also
If you want to talk to any of the people I know who had eye color changes I can pass along their contact info?

[covenantal]

Sure.

[alienates]

Maybe you can start a band.

[covenantal]

... Sergeant Pepper's Colored Eyes Club Band?

[alienates]

Maybe replace Colored with Rainbow?
Since otherwise just normal eyes could fall under that category which goes against the point.