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[alienates]

KARKAT VANTAS

I probably do not give a fuck.

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[ghostories]

the seer of romance? lol
good! i'll be waiting ( ˘ ³˘)
ooh
i have to go now
i have school tomorrow!

[alienates]

I am definitely going to be keeping an eye out for you btw.
I fully expect to see you there.

[ghostories]

it's okay!
if i don't make it i'll send you something nice!

[alienates]

You remember that we both agreed to no dildos right?

[ghostories]

oh yeah
booooooo

[alienates]

You can gift me pancakes.
I'll accept those.

[ghostories]

oho!
do you have any special requests?
choco chip? blueberry? bacon?
or we could always go to ihop

[alienates]

I guess the answer here is just how lazy are you feeling in regards to pancakes.

[ghostories]

well you don't have potential boyfriend privileges so ihop it is

[alienates]

Fine!!!
But remember that you're paying.

[ghostories]

it's a date!
oh
a friend date!

[alienates]

I know it's a friend date!!

[ghostories]

i have to make sure all conversations are strictly platonic from now on!
i won't leave any evidence behind!

[alienates]

Alright I'll help you out.

HEY YUUKO, MY FRIEND
WHAT'S UP BRO?
I AM SO EXCITED FOR OUR PLATONIC DATE EATING PANCAKES AS BUDDIES.
IT WAS NICE TALING TO YOU, PAL.

See.

[ghostories]

thanks bud

well i have to go for real now
jeez i was supposed to leave ages ago!
maybe it's because platonic conversations are fun too? lol
good night karkat!