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KARKAT VANTAS

I probably do not give a fuck.

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[alienates]

Alright so let's back up here
Why did she kiss you to make Yato mad??
Please walk me through this logic.

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because yato loves anya and anya loves yato
but not like that !

but yato always gets mad
and warns anya about boys
silly everyone
no one warned me about girls
it is a little funny

[alienates]

Ha ha
Straight people.

Anyway so what we're getting here is that Yato kissed Yuuko so Yuuko kissed you to make him mad/revenge.
So
Yuuko was your first kiss.

[constellates]

yes
it is a little sad
because i do not feel that way for yuuko
but not all sad
because i do love yuuko
in another way

[she's taking it pretty well tbh]

[alienates]

UGGHHHHHH
Alright I guess Yuuko is a better choice for a first kiss then whoever this Yato guy is.

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!!!!
no !
yato is just as good !

[anya

anya no

this is how yato gets arrested]

[alienates]

I don't know Yato so only Yuuko has my approval
:/
^ That is my face of displeasure at the lack of approval Yato has from me.

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you should know yato
i love yato very much
since i am trying to dance and perform more now
he is my producer !
he only wants the best for anya

a very very good person

[adding "very" does not make it worth more anya]

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[ some weird guy who goes around kissing teenage girls is anya's producer............ unsure. ]

Hey, I know!
Why don't you introduce me to him?
This way we can solve this whole issue of me not knowing him pretty easily.

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!!!
that is true !
yato will appear if anya asks
when do you want to meet him

[alienates]

Oh, whenever! Just tell me when's best for you!

[ karkat..... is being too polite about this tbh. ]

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[ . . . . . . . . . . ]

i am reading this in karkats flat voice
but there are ! excited marks
i am confused

[alienates]

I'm switching up my punctuation.
It'll make my writing seem more dynamic.

[constellates]

you are excited to meet yato ?
surprising
yato is not a cat

[alienates]

I can be excited about things that don't involve cats!!!!
I'm not a crazy cat lady Anya!!!!

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hm
a surprise

[she's probably just teasing now]

[alienates]

BLOCKED

[constellates]

kidding !
do not be mean
i love you

[alienates]

Unblocked.

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favorited !

[alienates]

You can't favorite my unblocking.

[constellates]

no silly karkat
i favorited you

[alienates]

Maybe you should reconsider hitting the favorite button then.

[constellates]

[LITERALLY LESS THAN A SECOND AFTER SHE GETS THAT]

never

[alienates]

I overrule your never