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[alienates]

KARKAT VANTAS

I probably do not give a fuck.

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[youraffection]

so ur sayin theyd b embarrassed 2 b seen with u?
wat did u even do 2 them

[alienates]

NOTHING
It was romantic and we shared a parfait

[youraffection]

u took them out 4 ice cream?
dude

[alienates]

IT WAS HIS IDEA TO DO THE ICE CREAM
I DIDN'T REPEAT MY DATE WITH YOU!!!

[youraffection]

uh huh
sure it was
wait it was a guy

[alienates]

[ fuck what was too much information already ]

Uh yeah
You know I'm bi right?
I realize now I never actually established that when we were getting our discounted ice cream.

[youraffection]

well
i kinda figured bc of what u were sayin but no u didnt exactly say u were
which is cool bro
i mean
like
i wont tell anybody

[alienates]

It's not that much of a secret.
I just didn't have that many people to even tell until recently but whatever.

[ in all honestly karkat is just hoping this is distracting yosuke from the other subject. ]

[youraffection]

thats cool
i mean that ur cool about it
at least u seem cool about it like its nbd and stuff
not that it is a big deal!!

[alienates]

[ ......... HMMMMM ]

Have you ever thought about that?

[ he asks, casually, in a casual manner, with no ulterior motives.... all casual like. ]

[youraffection]

[ Uh... ]

wat do u mean

[alienates]

UH
Do I have to mean something?


[ ... .yes, karkat?? ]

[youraffection]

like have i thought about ppl being bi or whatever????

[alienates]

[ you know what. sure. karkat will leave it at that. [

Yeah
Sure!!

[youraffection]

no
y would i
i know that ppl r but i never really asked
ur the first person that i know that is
like is that something u even ask someone???
something tells me id just make an ass of myself
idk it kind of freaks me out
wait
shit
not that u freak me out cept for ur ice cream thing that was more intense than i imagined
i mean like
what do i mean
does someone tell ut hat bc theyre into u??
wait
ur not into me right

[alienates]

You made me pay for your ice cream of course I'm not into you.
Also it was DISCOUNTED who the fuck wouldn't get intense about that??
And I told you because I figured it would be easier considering we had that whole """not""" date thing and I assumed I made it clear that I liked guys but I didn't want there to be confusion??
But again, that doesn't mean I like you.
You tell people you like girls but does that mean you like EVERY girl?
Probably not.

[youraffection]

it was ur idea!!
u dont need 3 sets of quotes 2 make ur point ok
but
yeah
i guess that makes sense
i never thought about it that way b4
idk
its like i wouldnt have guessed u were by looking at u but thats the point right
so its just like u have more options?

[alienates]

WELL
0 times 0 is still zero
But sure, I have more options.

[youraffection]

ok its 0 now but i like in the grand scheme of things
thats 100% of th
well
ok no if ur accounting 4 the ppl that are straight on the guy side
what is that like 10% or something
thats like
60%
well
except 4 the girls who wouldnt be into that bc of whatever...
actually
it doesnt seem that different
well that blows

[alienates]

See?
Things are as terrible for us as it is for the rest of you.
You just have to charm people with your winning personality and as I lack that, I'm just going to focus on getting discount ice cream.

[youraffection]

dude dont sell urself short
i mean ur not ugly or anything

[alienates]

You did it.
You just gave me self-esteem and a whole new way of looking at life.
Thanks, man.

LMAO DAMMIT KARKAT

[youraffection]

u know sarcasm really loses its sting over text

[alienates]

You still caught that it was sarcasm and that's what really counts in the end.

[youraffection]

whatever man