[ a package is delivered to karkat's home, wrapped in cat-themed gift wrapper. inside it are an array of cat toys, especially the ones he was looking for the last time they discussed this. they're all of good quality and guaranteed to last a while with his fluffy overlords. hopefully.
its from ainsley, judging by the address on the package. and the fact there's a note found among the items. ]
Hope this is purrfect for you! Pawlease forgive me for the delay but I had to make sure the things in the package are just meownificent for you and your cats. Well that and I have a bad habit of procatstination hitting me. If you need anything else, let me know. I'm always happy to help.
Take care! Ainsley Meowodora.
P.S. Did you get my puns? I did my best to make sure they were pawsititvely funny! :3c
[ he actually face palms when he reads it, and then does it again because of course aisnley had to add that last part, as if he would somehow miss all of the puns otherwise.
god.
why is she like this.
she will get a text an hour after he gets home that is literally just a picture of a few of the kittens playing with the toys. ]
I love my puns but I would hate to be too much of an annoyance to you and the others. The fact you're willing to still put up with my antics for all these years is really touching to me.
You are literally the only person here who has dealt with speaking to me while I was in middle school. Considering you faced that monstrosity the least I can do is get punned at but I will draw the line if it's too bad.
Oh Karkat! It means a lot to me that I can know that. I promise to not abuse this privilege of mine since we both know how awful my puns can get at times.
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a package; april 18
its from ainsley, judging by the address on the package. and the fact there's a note found among the items. ]
Hope this is purrfect for you! Pawlease forgive me for the delay but I had to make sure the things in the package are just meownificent for you and your cats. Well that and I have a bad habit of procatstination hitting me. If you need anything else, let me know. I'm always happy to help.
Take care!
Ainsley Meowodora.
P.S. Did you get my puns? I did my best to make sure they were pawsititvely funny! :3c
[ ainsley sTOP. ]
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god.
why is she like this.
she will get a text an hour after he gets home that is literally just a picture of a few of the kittens playing with the toys. ]
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Tell your friends I said hi and I hope you all have a wonderful day! (I even resisted doing a pun there, just for you.) 😋
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I feel honored by your restraint just for my sake.
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I love my puns but I would hate to be too much of an annoyance to you and the others. The fact you're willing to still put up with my antics for all these years is really touching to me.
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Considering you faced that monstrosity the least I can do is get punned at but I will draw the line if it's too bad.
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[ she's back to the emojis nO. ]
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[ why are you like this ainsley. ]
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Weren't you going to go do something??
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But for real- Thanks for putting up for me long as you have right now. I think most people would be crawling up the walls in annoyance by this point.
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