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[alienates]

KARKAT VANTAS

I probably do not give a fuck.

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ambiguously post-event (the ... 11th?)

[covenantal]

Do you have a date for prom?

[ ...... uh. ]

[alienates]

[ obviously this is just a pal asking his bro a question, so karkat is not thinking anything of it ]

No.
Do you have one?

[covenantal]

Nope. Actually, I was wondering if you wanted to go together.

[alienates]

[ if this conversation was happening in person karkat would look behind him to see if yu was asking someone else ]

You know you messaged Karkat right???

[covenantal]

... yeah, of course.

I thought we could go as friends. We're seniors, and it's our last chance to go to prom, after all.

[alienates]

Well first of all I fully expect a goddamn corsage.
One of the nice ones too.

[ hes joking ]

[covenantal]

Yeah? I can do that.

We'll make a cute couple, don't you think?

[alienates]

Obviously.
I feel a little bad for everyone else who has dates.
They'll pale in comparison next to us.

[covenantal]

Don't worry too much. We'll set an example for the others to follow. They can learn from our charm and grace.

[alienates]

I have never worried a day in my life.

Also uh thanks for asking me.

[covenantal]

This is okay? You're sure?

I was a little nervous asking, to be honest. I'm sure this is important to you, and I hope you'll come away with warm memories to look back on.

[alienates]

You're my bro.
And I can assure you if you didn't ask then I would definitely be going by myself so it's not like I'm losing out here.
I should be asking if YOU'RE sure about this.

[covenantal]

I wouldn't ask if I wasn't sure. I'm happy I'll be by your side for this. Thanks for going with me.

[alienates]

Yeah no problem.
It'll be fun
Well it'll probably end with everyone screaming because it's going to be a room filled with teenagers with weird superpowers but besides THAT
It'll be fun.

[covenantal]

Well, would it really be prom without a roomful of screaming teenagers, weird superpowers or not?

[alienates]

No.
But if they ruin any of the decorations I am kicking all of their overdressed asses I swear to fuck christ.

[covenantal]

Well, as long as you let them live, I guess that's alright.

[alienates]

I am pretty sure if there are any deaths then the whole thing will just get canceled and I refuse to purposely be the cause of that.

[covenantal]

Purposely...

So, you might accidentally or unknowingly commit murder? I just want to be clear so I have my story straight for the police.

[alienates]

I cannot confirm nor deny that as text messages may be used during an investigation.
But it's not like I can say for sure. That's what makes it an accident.

[covenantal]

I'll just have to focus on my duty as your prom date by being there to provide an alibi.

[alienates]

(｡♥‿♥｡)
Simultaneously the love of my life and my alibi.
Fucking amazing.

[covenantal]

(♡´艸`) Ah... every word you say just makes me fall more in love with you each day. Meeting my destined love so early in my life... I must be the luckiest person in the world.

[alienates]

I used to scoff at the idea of soulmates.
But then I met you...... My love.

i havent been able to look at this tag without losing my shit i hate this

[covenantal]

My soul, my starshine... my only fear is that our love will outshine all others at prom, making others feel bad that they can't attain the purity of our devotion to each other.