WOW!! DID HE CACKLE AND RUB HIS TOUCH NUBS TOGETHER IN GLEE AFTER GIVING YOU THIS CHALLENGE? I ASSUME SO. HE MUST HAVE, CONSIDERING WHAT YOU JUST ASKED ME TO DO.
LITERALLY EVERYTHING? SHALL WE BEGIN WITH THE STAR OF THIS POOR EXCUSE OF A FILM, NIC CAGE? THIS MAN IS SUCH A BAD ACTOR THAT IF HE WAS IN A FILM *ABOUT* BAD ACTORS, HE'D STILL SOMEHOW MANAGE TO FUCK THAT UP TOO. HOW CAN ANYONE SIT IN FRONT OF A TELEVISION SCREEN AND WILLINGLY WATCH HIM FUMBLE HIS WAY THROUGH RECITING HIS POORLY WRITTEN LINES? THERE ARE WAY MORE ENJOYABLE THINGS TO DO BESIDES THAT. LIKE DIE. DYING WOULD BE PREFERABLE.
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WOW!!
DID HE CACKLE AND RUB HIS TOUCH NUBS TOGETHER IN GLEE AFTER GIVING YOU THIS CHALLENGE?
I ASSUME SO. HE MUST HAVE, CONSIDERING WHAT YOU JUST ASKED ME TO DO.
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what's wrong with con air
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SHALL WE BEGIN WITH THE STAR OF THIS POOR EXCUSE OF A FILM, NIC CAGE?
THIS MAN IS SUCH A BAD ACTOR THAT IF HE WAS IN A FILM *ABOUT* BAD ACTORS, HE'D STILL SOMEHOW MANAGE TO FUCK THAT UP TOO.
HOW CAN ANYONE SIT IN FRONT OF A TELEVISION SCREEN AND WILLINGLY WATCH HIM FUMBLE HIS WAY THROUGH RECITING HIS POORLY WRITTEN LINES?
THERE ARE WAY MORE ENJOYABLE THINGS TO DO BESIDES THAT. LIKE DIE. DYING WOULD BE PREFERABLE.
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what else is bad
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OR SHOULD I JUST LIST THINGS OFF OF THE TOP OF MY THINK PAN?
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