ic groupchat: gossipchat

[alienates]

NAME:
Gossipchat

MEMBERS:
Yu Narukami
Anastasia Vasiliev
Karkat Vantas

IMAGE:
[ i'm at work i'll do this later ]

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early december!! hey guys we need to use this group chat more

[covenantal]

... if you were getting a six month anniversary gift, what would you get?

[ he's expecting 2 very different answers. ]

[constellates]

something to match !
bracelets !

[BAM]

[alienates]

An epic poem dramatizing your first meeting to the current date, complete with allusions to contemporary and classic love stories that still pale in comparison to your relationship.

[covenantal]

... our anniversary is next week. The 9th.

I would definitely be open to composing an epic poem, but I might need more time. As for bracelets... what sort of thing are you thinking, Anya?

[constellates]

now i think bracelets with
matching epic poems
but that is long
so maybe more like
glove ?

gauntlet ?

[alienates]

Matching gauntlets?
Holy fuck
That would be really sweet.
Yu, do matching gauntlets.

[covenantal]

... like this? But inscribed with an epic poem about our relationship?

[constellates]

like knights !
symbolic

[alienates]

Yeah it represents you're both each other's knights in shining armor or
Whatever
If I were your boyfriend I would definitely swoon into your arms if you gave me this.

[covenantal]

Don't worry. I'll make you guys friendship gauntlets, for our friendship anniversary.

Like this.

[constellates]

fuzzy friendship gauntlets
!!!
it needs cats too

[alienates]

Fucking obviously.
We can't match without cats being involved.

What does Yosuke like anyway?

[covenantal]

I'm glad to have both your Christmas presents settled, then. ˭̡̞(◞⁎˃ᆺ˂)◞*✰

Music and fashion both come to mind. He likes to play video games, too.

[constellates]

oh
write him a song
serenade !

[alienates]

Yeah, do that
As well as give him gauntlets.

[ karkat stop pushing gauntlets ]

[covenantal]

Actually, I did sort of have an idea in mind, but I wasn't sure if it would be too much. There was this ring I was looking at...

[ As a separate text, this comes through. ]

Though, I'll also give him gauntlets.

[constellates]

a ring !!
so forward !
so romantic !

[alienates]

Yeah what she said.
I approve and the ring looks cool enough that he probably won't be all
Yosukey about it

[ you know how he is ]

[covenantal]

It's not too much? If he thinks of it as a proposal, he'll definitely freak out. (ʘ︿ʘ✿)

[constellates]

oh
then say
it is not proposing
it is
promising ???
is that better

[she's a romantic at heart alright]

[alienates]

YEAH JUST
Make it really fucking clear that you're not proposing to him, but also try to word it in a way that is not insulting so he won't think, "what the fuck why is he so against potentially marrying me?" or something.