[ he is screaming internally, this would be his first kiss, what the fuck. he's also screaming externally actually, but that part is pretty common for him. ]

Okay so I am going to say flat out that this is not my idea, and it's totally because these fucking bats that obviously failed the audition to perform in "Kiss the Girl" don't know how to mind their own business.

[ they're still yanking at him, but noticeably less so after he said the word kiss. karkat wants to die a little because that more or less actually confirms it for him. ]

Fuck. Okay, I don't usually apologize like... at all, but uh, sorry in advance.

[ it looks like he is actually going to chicken out before he... well, it's hard to lean in, because the bats are still being annoying even if it's not as bad as a few seconds ago. he does eventually manage, and he'll give orihime a quick kiss on the lips because he is stupid and hadn't considered he could have gotten away with a cheek kiss or something. ]