Yeah I have all of that shit. Like steal a Retrospec item? How the fuck are you going to know if something is a Retrospec item or not unless they tell you?
[ LIKE ???? god he hates bingo but he's still doing it anyway. ]
That's true... Strange weapons are the easiest to guess at, especially for those who wouldn't normally own them, second to items that people talk about on Retrospec itself.
[ He holds up his ring, the band cold despite being handled. ]
This is what I received from Retrospec. It feels important, and private somehow... like something that shouldn't be paraded in front of others.
[ he points over to a large, purple laptop that's tucked in the corner. and then at another corner where there seems to be... some sort of sharp object, it's hard to tell from where they are. ]
I got those. The laptop's ugly as hell and the sickle falls under the strange weapons clause.
[ It's a good thing he's kitten-less at the moment, because curiosity gets the better of him and he's in that corner in a second, picking up the sickle because maybe Karkat means something that looks like a sickle but isn't— yeah, it's a sickle, and that's a sharp blade. ]
You can't just leave this lying around- it should be in storage somewhere!
Then you open the combination lock of the safety deposit box. It takes less than a minute, and will save you time because you'll know exactly where it is.
has no idea if that counts or not but ryoji did technically just steal it from him??? he looks down at where the ring once was in his fingers... then snorts. ]
[ It's true, Ryoji's the one who imprinted and would follow Katkat to the ends of the world. He scoops the cat up lovingly and presses a kiss onto the top of its head. ]
I wouldn't tear apart a family like that. I'll make sure to bring Katkat over for Thanksgiving.
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Hey, I was wondering. Are you doing bingo?
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Retrospec bingo? I've been trying, but some are more difficult to fill than others. What about you?
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Same. Some were a piece of cake to figure out and others just have you staring at your screen thinking, who the fuck came up with this?
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[ LIKE ???? god he hates bingo but he's still doing it anyway. ]
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[ He holds up his ring, the band cold despite being handled. ]
This is what I received from Retrospec. It feels important, and private somehow... like something that shouldn't be paraded in front of others.
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I got those. The laptop's ugly as hell and the sickle falls under the strange weapons clause.
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[ It's a good thing he's kitten-less at the moment, because curiosity gets the better of him and he's in that corner in a second, picking up the sickle because maybe Karkat means something that looks like a sickle but isn't— yeah, it's a sickle, and that's a sharp blade. ]
You can't just leave this lying around- it should be in storage somewhere!
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[ also, it's awesome. he may have accidentally minorly stabbed himself a few times but it was worth it to have a goddamn sick as hell sickle. ]
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[ And never use it, never see it, just pretend it doesn't exist. ]
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[ what if there's a final boss battle, ryoji. what if. ]
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[ look having dangerous weapons around is fine? what's the worst that can happen?
... although now he has an idea. ]
Hey, can I see the ring?
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[ Ryoji's fairly certain. Anyways, he holds the ring up for Karkat to see— with his eyes, not his hands. ]
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he has a bingo square to fill. so he's going to attempt to see it with his hands. ]
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Don't put it on.
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[ he couldn't just ask ryoji to hand it to him because then it wouldn't be "stealing"... sorry bro. ]
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[ Oh. Oh, the stealing square, since they were talking about Retrospec items. If that's the case...
He snatches the ring from Karkat's hands. ]
Then I can just steal this back.
[ He counts as "someone" too?? It works, they've conquered bingo. ]
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has no idea if that counts or not but ryoji did technically just steal it from him??? he looks down at where the ring once was in his fingers... then snorts. ]
That's fair.
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Are there any others I can help you with? As thanks for letting me take care of Katkat.
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[ probably. if he comes back crying to ryoji later, we'll see. ]
And I'm pretty sure at this point you'll attack me with my own sickle if I tried keeping Katkat away from you. You imprinted.
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I wouldn't tear apart a family like that. I'll make sure to bring Katkat over for Thanksgiving.
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We'll remember to put out two plates then.