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lastcomfort
2018-01-07 07:04 pm (UTC)
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And that's why I'm not going to hit you!
[ Well, one of the reasons. The main one is she doesn't think he deserves it, but that's clearly not as convincing. ]
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alienates
2018-01-07 07:35 pm (UTC)
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[ uggggh. he rubs his temple. ]
Okay. Why don't we shake hands and you can squeeze mine a little harder than usual.
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lastcomfort
2018-01-07 07:42 pm (UTC)
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[ Orihime blinks. He really wants to be punished, doesn't he? ]
...Um...will that make you feel better?
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alienates
2018-01-07 07:46 pm (UTC)
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[ that makes him sound like masochist ]
It'll make me feel like things are even. So, sure.
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lastcomfort
2018-01-07 07:57 pm (UTC)
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[ Is it wrong. ]
Okay.
[ Well, a hand shake isn't so bad. And she can show off her amazing strength. (Haha.) So she holds her hand out. ]
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alienates
2018-01-07 08:48 pm (UTC)
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[ .........look
and he will take her hand in his for this very important handshake. they probably look pretty ridiculous to anyone else nearby at this point. ]
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lastcomfort
2018-01-07 10:41 pm (UTC)
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[ There might have been a few people staring when they were flailing and the bats were swarming, but they have dissipated. For the most part.
That one bat is still watching intently, though. Does that count?
But once he takes her hand, Orihime squeezes. SEE? BUFF! ]
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alienates
2018-01-07 11:22 pm (UTC)
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Jesus-- okay, we're even now, we can-- wait.
[ with his free hand, he just... points at the bat. ]
Orihime. It's still fucking there.
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lastcomfort
2018-01-07 11:46 pm (UTC)
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Huh?
[ Orihime looks up and--
--the bat just chirps. ]
Oh...
[ She'll let go of Karkat's hand so she can pull a little on her own hair. ]
Um, can I have this back, please?
[ The bat looks a little dejected, but does finally release that tendril. ]
Thank you!
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alienates
2018-01-07 11:53 pm (UTC)
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The motherfucking bat whisperer.
[ he sounds both impressed and bewildered. why the fuck does mistletoe like to chew on hair, it doesn't make any sense.
not like any of this does. ]
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lastcomfort
2018-01-08 12:04 am (UTC)
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[ If only that worked earlier, huh?
Well! It looks like they'll make it out of this with some of their dignity still intact. ]
Is your hand okay?
[ Because, you know. So strong. ]
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alienates
2018-01-08 12:10 am (UTC)
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[ he holds it out for her to see and flexes it a few times. ]
You managed not to break it. I am so gracious of your gentle care.
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lastcomfort
2018-01-08 12:26 am (UTC)
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Oh good! I'm glad.
[ No injuries here, not on her watch. ]
I guess I should get back to shopping.
[ There's no not awkward way to end this, is there? ]
...It was nice meeting you!
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alienates
2018-01-08 12:37 am (UTC)
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Same to you?
[ there really isn't one. he would say "see you later" but he is, again, already plotting to NEVER SPEAK TO HER AGAIN so he won't have to relive how embarrassing this has been. he very clearly succeeds. this is their last ever conversation. ]
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no subject
[ Well, one of the reasons. The main one is she doesn't think he deserves it, but that's clearly not as convincing. ]
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Okay. Why don't we shake hands and you can squeeze mine a little harder than usual.
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...Um...will that make you feel better?
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It'll make me feel like things are even. So, sure.
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Okay.
[ Well, a hand shake isn't so bad. And she can show off her amazing strength. (Haha.) So she holds her hand out. ]
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and he will take her hand in his for this very important handshake. they probably look pretty ridiculous to anyone else nearby at this point. ]
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That one bat is still watching intently, though. Does that count?
But once he takes her hand, Orihime squeezes. SEE? BUFF! ]
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[ with his free hand, he just... points at the bat. ]
Orihime. It's still fucking there.
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[ Orihime looks up and--
--the bat just chirps. ]
Oh...
[ She'll let go of Karkat's hand so she can pull a little on her own hair. ]
Um, can I have this back, please?
[ The bat looks a little dejected, but does finally release that tendril. ]
Thank you!
no subject
[ he sounds both impressed and bewildered. why the fuck does mistletoe like to chew on hair, it doesn't make any sense.
not like any of this does. ]
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Well! It looks like they'll make it out of this with some of their dignity still intact. ]
Is your hand okay?
[ Because, you know. So strong. ]
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You managed not to break it. I am so gracious of your gentle care.
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[ No injuries here, not on her watch. ]
I guess I should get back to shopping.
[ There's no not awkward way to end this, is there? ]
...It was nice meeting you!
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[ there really isn't one. he would say "see you later" but he is, again, already plotting to NEVER SPEAK TO HER AGAIN so he won't have to relive how embarrassing this has been. he very clearly succeeds. this is their last ever conversation. ]