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[alienates]

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[alienates]

Chiyo. I want you to look up, right now, and tell me what you see.

[ he says this so seriously, as if daring her not to look up. ]

[admiringly]

Um... Okay?

[ She shields her eyes so she's not directly looking at the sun, but she looks up, as directed. ]

I see the sun shining and some clouds.

[alienates]

Ha! But you're too scared to look at it without some sort of shielding. Do you know why? You're aware of the evil that lurks within.

[ he sounds very smug. ]

[admiringly]

It's not evil! It can't help that it's too bright to look at safely. Are you really going to hold that against it? It was born that way!

[ The sun is now a living thing with feelings because of this argument. ]

[alienates]

Yes. I am going to hold the fact that it was born as a blight against our solar system against it. Fuck you, sun.

[ and he is just going to

flip off the sun. ]

[admiringly]

It's not a blight! It's a boon! Karkat, what are you going to do if we don't have the sun anymore because you hate it so much?

[ what is he doing in january

how is he handling the dome ]

[alienates]

[ he hates it thanks ]

Ha! I fucking dare it to leave us. That'll be all that bloated ball of gas would ever be good for.

[admiringly]

Well... I hope it never does. We'll have to agree to disagree or something.

[ SNIP. The garlands all fall down to ground, away from them. ]

Oh, we're free!

[alienates]

Thank Christ.

[ he immediately gets up and stretches out his limbs. ]

That's a goddamn safety hazard. We could have broken our necks tripping on it.

[admiringly]

Yeah, it's lucky we didn't. Instead, we just came close to being trapped together forever.

[ She speaks like that's a positive. ]

[alienates]

Oh, damn. I can't believe I missed out on the chance of become a faux Siamese twin!

[ he even snaps his fingers, as if they did truly just lose the chance of a lifetime. ]

[admiringly]

Well, you wouldn't want a broken neck instead, right? And now we don't have to worry about both!

[ That's definitely a positive! An actual one. ]

I have to get going soon, but are you okay before I go? You have all your stuff and your feet or legs aren't numb from being stuck?

[alienates]

No, I'm fine. I'll make sure to dodge any other raining garland.

[ he gets stuck to candy cane like right after this. ]

[admiringly]

[ good job, karkat. ]

I believe in you! Have a good rest of your day!

[ She salutes him, and she's off!. ]