[ there's something so hilarious about the idea of her creating peanut butter on bread that jade just snorts. maybe it's the concept of being able to eat peanut butter on bread? it's so comical to her. her meals have consisted of gruel and kibble and whatever else isn't going to be eaten by the people working here, but is still not past it's shelf expiration date. the snort turns into a giggle, turns into a laugh, turns into a cackle.
it's so funny.
this is so funny?
this is so. fucking funny.
this is it. this is the moment jade cracked. ]
Hehehehahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Hahahaha!! Oh jeez, oh jez, that is - the funniest thing someone has said in a long time... Genius...
[ it's a verbal/telepathic keysmash. ]
Peanut butter is a spread... it's good on crackers, too...Hehehe...
[ this, to the surprise of no one, completely bewilders him. there has to be some missing context here, because he cannot figure out why that was so funny without it.
and even with context he isn't sure why it would be considered this hilarious. you can probably feel the question marks emitting from him. ]
I am clearly missing something here about peanut butter that is very important to know.
we can fix that :P sorry about my dumb present self.... i... guess this whole thing has kind of warped my sense of normalcy! or something future me is probably more well adjusted so its nothing to worry about
no offense to future karkat but i am also concerned about present karkat :p honestly.... i am fine unless there is a question i have not answered, in which case, shoot!
OK, WELL, WE ARE BOTH AWARE THAT "FINE" IS STRETCHING THE TRUTH A BIT. BUT I DO BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE AS FINE AS YOU COULD BE IN THIS REALLY FUCKED UP SITUATION. WHICH ISN'T REALLY THAT MUCH BETTER, BUT IT'S BETTER THAN THE ALTERNATIVE
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[ that he just made up right now. ]
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[ the joke is neither of them can cook. ]
So you use the peanut butter to boil your noodles?
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[ ???????? ]
And it also provides that extra kick.
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That is not even remotely how peanut butter would boil!!! You are lying!! What do you really make with peanut butter, you silly goose?
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adorable ]
That is so not cooking, Karkat!
But probably delicious.
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[ just wait til he figures out you can put it on a sandwich. ]
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If that's the case... You should try spreading it on bread! Especially the cinnamon raisin kind.
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[ because she is, obviously, the one who invented the peanut butter sandwich. [
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it's so funny.
this is so funny?
this is so. fucking funny.
this is it. this is the moment jade cracked. ]
Hehehehahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Hahahaha!! Oh jeez, oh jez, that is - the funniest thing someone has said in a long time... Genius...
[ it's a verbal/telepathic keysmash. ]
Peanut butter is a spread... it's good on crackers, too...Hehehe...
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and even with context he isn't sure why it would be considered this hilarious. you can probably feel the question marks emitting from him. ]
I am clearly missing something here about peanut butter that is very important to know.
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[ a beat. ]
Oh jeez, this is like in that memo, isn't it. Argh.
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[ he waits for her to continue though. ]
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sorry about my dumb present self....
i... guess this whole thing has kind of warped my sense of normalcy!
or something
future me is probably more well adjusted so its nothing to worry about
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BUT RIGHT NOW PRESENT KARKAT IS CONCERNED ABOUT PRESENT JADE.
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no offense to future karkat but i am also concerned about present karkat :p
honestly.... i am fine
unless there is a question i have not answered, in which case, shoot!
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BUT I DO BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE AS FINE AS YOU COULD BE IN THIS REALLY FUCKED UP SITUATION.
WHICH ISN'T REALLY THAT MUCH BETTER, BUT IT'S BETTER THAN THE ALTERNATIVE
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thanks
means a lot coming from you!