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[alienates]

i will make this pretty later

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[alienates]

Well, we are most definitely going to do that, and then the three of us are going to have the best fucking noodles to have ever been brought into non-paradox space.

[terezias]

With peanut butter, which is a spread, not a sauce.

[alienates]

Oh, as if you could make something better, Pyrope.

[terezias]

I am merely relaying what you told me, Karkat!

[Though, maybe if you thinned it out . . . but with what? Water? The blood of your enemies?]

[alienates]

This is why we need to get creative. Cooking is an experience, Terezi, and only people with the skill can create a sauce out of a spread.

[terezias]

I am pretty sure you made that up on the spot! But all right.

[alienates]

[ he sits up. ]

Terezi, I am goddamn shocked that you do not trust me.

[terezias]

[ . . . man, this would be a good place to lie. Well, it is also not a bad place to tell the truth.]

I trust you with some things. Noodles are not one of them.

[alienates]

You have not actually eaten any of my noodles yet. This lack of trust is undeserved.

[ it really isn't. ]

[terezias]

[Unrepentantly:]

Whoops.

[alienates]

You are not going to get to eat any of them at this rate, you know. You are slowly edging towards of my list of people who are banned from noodles.

[ so far, dirk is on it, but he isn't going to say that. ]

[terezias]

[In a monotone:]

That is very sad. I desperately want to eat your noodles.

[ . . . then she quickly rolls out of the way of the LIE RAIN that is about to fall.]

[alienates]

Terezi where are yo-- YOU NUB FUCK.

[ it takes him several seconds too many to realize why exactly she would attempt to move, and by then he's already getting a face full of water. ]

[terezias]

[SORRY KARKAT she's just laughing uncontrollably at you while she rolls around on the floor.]

[alienates]

HAHAHA! Hilarious! Hold on.

[ he's going to get up and walk over to where she's rolling and... attempt to squeeze the water out of his shirt and onto her. ]