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[Jake is dying from the sheer sincerity of all of that. He's trying to type this while rolling in his bed kill him now.]
Youre not doing bad at all!
I mean daves will probably be even longer and imagine the tangents.
Vows are usually things about the person that are most important to you and what you want them to know forever.
Youre not doing bad at all!
I mean daves will probably be even longer and imagine the tangents.
Vows are usually things about the person that are most important to you and what you want them to know forever.
YOU ARE KILLING ME HERE???
WHAT IF I ASKED YOU TO LIST ALL OF THIS ABOUT DIRK?
BUT UH. DAVE IS A MASSIVE FUCKING IDIOT?
HE DOES A LOT OF STUPID THINGS ABUSING HIS TIME LOOPS AND ALSO NOT RESTING PROPERLY?? AND HE'S PRETTY CARELESS WHEN IT COMES TO HIMSELF UNLESS PEOPLE YELL AT HIM A LOT.
ALSO HE HAS KEPT TRYING TO GET ME TO RAP? I'LL BE YELLING ABOUT SOMETHING AND HE'D JUST START BEATBOXING OUT OF NOWHERE AND AFTER A WHILE I'D NOTICE THAT SOMEHOW I STARTED TIMING MY WORDS TO THE BEAT AND OH MY GOD I HATE HIM.
AND HE DOES THIS THING WHERE LIKE, HE WILL DO VERY ABRUPT SUBJECT CHANGES AND HE WILL GO OFF ON THIS BRAND NEW TANGENT EXCEPT YOU ARE STILL ON TANGENT NUMBER TREE INSTEAD OF THE NOW CURRENT NUMBER, WHICH IS LIKE FUCKING SEVEN.
HE'S ALSO TERRIBLE AT COMMUNICATION AND WILL DELAY HAVING CERTAIN CONVERSATIONS UNTIL HE HAS CORNERED HIMSELF AND CANNOT POSTPONE IT ANYMORE WHICH IS THE MOST OBNOXIOUS THING IN THE WORLD.
AND HE LIES? ALL THE TIME?? SOMETIMES THEY'RE FLAT OUT LIES OR LIES OF OMISSION BUT JEGUS, SOMETIMES I QUESTION IF TIME IS HIS ACTUAL ASPECT OR IF IT'S BEING A DICK.
SO HE HAS ALL OF THESE REALLY ANNOYING HABITS THAT WOULD PROBABLY MAKE ME WANT TO STRANGLE ANYONE ELSE BUT COMING FROM HIM I JUST KIND OF WANT TO KISS HIM.
AND ALSO STRANGLE HIM. PREFERABLY NOT AT THE SAME TIME.
HE'S ALWAYS LIKE, DOING HIS BEST, I GUESS?
EVEN WHEN IT COMES TO EXTREMELY STUPID SHIT LIKE FARMING FOR APPLES HE'S DEDICATED AND HE'D DO ANYTHING TO PROTECT THE PEOPLE HE CARES ABOUT.
AND I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT I REMAIN ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE FOR AS LONG AS I CAN.
WHAT IF I ASKED YOU TO LIST ALL OF THIS ABOUT DIRK?
BUT UH. DAVE IS A MASSIVE FUCKING IDIOT?
HE DOES A LOT OF STUPID THINGS ABUSING HIS TIME LOOPS AND ALSO NOT RESTING PROPERLY?? AND HE'S PRETTY CARELESS WHEN IT COMES TO HIMSELF UNLESS PEOPLE YELL AT HIM A LOT.
ALSO HE HAS KEPT TRYING TO GET ME TO RAP? I'LL BE YELLING ABOUT SOMETHING AND HE'D JUST START BEATBOXING OUT OF NOWHERE AND AFTER A WHILE I'D NOTICE THAT SOMEHOW I STARTED TIMING MY WORDS TO THE BEAT AND OH MY GOD I HATE HIM.
AND HE DOES THIS THING WHERE LIKE, HE WILL DO VERY ABRUPT SUBJECT CHANGES AND HE WILL GO OFF ON THIS BRAND NEW TANGENT EXCEPT YOU ARE STILL ON TANGENT NUMBER TREE INSTEAD OF THE NOW CURRENT NUMBER, WHICH IS LIKE FUCKING SEVEN.
HE'S ALSO TERRIBLE AT COMMUNICATION AND WILL DELAY HAVING CERTAIN CONVERSATIONS UNTIL HE HAS CORNERED HIMSELF AND CANNOT POSTPONE IT ANYMORE WHICH IS THE MOST OBNOXIOUS THING IN THE WORLD.
AND HE LIES? ALL THE TIME?? SOMETIMES THEY'RE FLAT OUT LIES OR LIES OF OMISSION BUT JEGUS, SOMETIMES I QUESTION IF TIME IS HIS ACTUAL ASPECT OR IF IT'S BEING A DICK.
SO HE HAS ALL OF THESE REALLY ANNOYING HABITS THAT WOULD PROBABLY MAKE ME WANT TO STRANGLE ANYONE ELSE BUT COMING FROM HIM I JUST KIND OF WANT TO KISS HIM.
AND ALSO STRANGLE HIM. PREFERABLY NOT AT THE SAME TIME.
HE'S ALWAYS LIKE, DOING HIS BEST, I GUESS?
EVEN WHEN IT COMES TO EXTREMELY STUPID SHIT LIKE FARMING FOR APPLES HE'S DEDICATED AND HE'D DO ANYTHING TO PROTECT THE PEOPLE HE CARES ABOUT.
AND I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT I REMAIN ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE FOR AS LONG AS I CAN.
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