[Jake is dying from the sheer sincerity of all of that. He's trying to type this while rolling in his bed kill him now.]
Youre not doing bad at all! I mean daves will probably be even longer and imagine the tangents. Vows are usually things about the person that are most important to you and what you want them to know forever.
YOU ARE KILLING ME HERE??? WHAT IF I ASKED YOU TO LIST ALL OF THIS ABOUT DIRK? BUT UH. DAVE IS A MASSIVE FUCKING IDIOT? HE DOES A LOT OF STUPID THINGS ABUSING HIS TIME LOOPS AND ALSO NOT RESTING PROPERLY?? AND HE'S PRETTY CARELESS WHEN IT COMES TO HIMSELF UNLESS PEOPLE YELL AT HIM A LOT. ALSO HE HAS KEPT TRYING TO GET ME TO RAP? I'LL BE YELLING ABOUT SOMETHING AND HE'D JUST START BEATBOXING OUT OF NOWHERE AND AFTER A WHILE I'D NOTICE THAT SOMEHOW I STARTED TIMING MY WORDS TO THE BEAT AND OH MY GOD I HATE HIM. AND HE DOES THIS THING WHERE LIKE, HE WILL DO VERY ABRUPT SUBJECT CHANGES AND HE WILL GO OFF ON THIS BRAND NEW TANGENT EXCEPT YOU ARE STILL ON TANGENT NUMBER TREE INSTEAD OF THE NOW CURRENT NUMBER, WHICH IS LIKE FUCKING SEVEN. HE'S ALSO TERRIBLE AT COMMUNICATION AND WILL DELAY HAVING CERTAIN CONVERSATIONS UNTIL HE HAS CORNERED HIMSELF AND CANNOT POSTPONE IT ANYMORE WHICH IS THE MOST OBNOXIOUS THING IN THE WORLD. AND HE LIES? ALL THE TIME?? SOMETIMES THEY'RE FLAT OUT LIES OR LIES OF OMISSION BUT JEGUS, SOMETIMES I QUESTION IF TIME IS HIS ACTUAL ASPECT OR IF IT'S BEING A DICK. SO HE HAS ALL OF THESE REALLY ANNOYING HABITS THAT WOULD PROBABLY MAKE ME WANT TO STRANGLE ANYONE ELSE BUT COMING FROM HIM I JUST KIND OF WANT TO KISS HIM. AND ALSO STRANGLE HIM. PREFERABLY NOT AT THE SAME TIME. HE'S ALWAYS LIKE, DOING HIS BEST, I GUESS? EVEN WHEN IT COMES TO EXTREMELY STUPID SHIT LIKE FARMING FOR APPLES HE'S DEDICATED AND HE'D DO ANYTHING TO PROTECT THE PEOPLE HE CARES ABOUT. AND I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT I REMAIN ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE FOR AS LONG AS I CAN.
OK WHEN YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT IT SOUNDS REALLY LAME AND MUSHY? BUT YEAH I GUESS. AND ALSO IF WE GET MARRIED THEN THAT WILL PROBABLY CONVINCE HIM THAT I DO NOT WANT TO DATE ONE OF MY OTHER FRIENDS BECAUSE JEGUS FUCKING HUMAN CHRIST, I AM TIRED OF THAT CONVERSATION.
You kind of have to convince him BEFORE marrying him. See part of marriage is getting all your shit sorted first. And then you seal the deal.So you should probably work on convincing him that you love him first and want to be with him. For humans marriage is the biggest and final step. So he wont be ready to take that step with you until he really thinks you love him and want to be with him.
Nonsense it wouldnt be nearly as bad as you think. His number one goal of all time is to make dave happy after all. And I dont think its much to presume that being with you makes him happy considering hed like to marry you someday. So why not try it.
OK SO LET'S FORGET ABOUT ALL OF THAT FOR A SECOND HERE. JUST SHOVE THAT TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE TABLE SO WE CAN BRING FORTH ANOTHER TOPIC THAT IS RELATED TO THIS TO THE FOREFRONT. DID DAVE SPECIFICALLY SAY HE WANTED TO MARRY *ME* SOMEDAY OR WAS HE JUST TALKING ABOUT MARRIAGE IN GENERAL?
OK BUT I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT HE ACTUALLY MEANT LIKE ME AND THAT HE WASN'T TALKING ABOUT MARRIAGE AS A GENERAL AND VAGUE CONCEPT. THIS IS AN IMPORTANT DISTINCTION TO MAKE? AS YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN ENGAGED, ENGLISH, YOU HAVE NOT FELT THE VAST DISAPPOINTMENT WHEN YOUR FIANCÉ BREAKS OFF YOUR ENGAGEMENT. SO I KIND OF NEED TO MAKE ABSOLUTE SURE THAT HE ACTUALLY DOES WANT THIS TO BE A THING EVENTUALLY?
Of course he does though i understand your hesitance. This is straight from the brothers mouth which is much better than the horses. But marriage is... hmm... how to put this... We all grew up in a very abnormal way? So we all get really excited when we get to do things normal humans got to do. Dave wants a happy nice normal human marriage someday with you. Im certain theres no one else hed want to share that with.
ALL HE SAID WAS THAT WHAT I DID WAS NOT "REALLY PROPOSING" AND HE TOOK BACK HIS ACCEPTANCE OF THE PROPOSAL THAT WAS DEFINITELY A GODDAMN PROPOSAL. FUCK YOU DAVE.
Well you know him better than i do but he probably doesnt want to accept until he understands youre serious and that you understand what marriage means to him. Which you guys should talk about btw. Open honest communication is the key to a healthy marriage.
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Youre not doing bad at all!
I mean daves will probably be even longer and imagine the tangents.
Vows are usually things about the person that are most important to you and what you want them to know forever.
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OK
I CAN'T SAY ANY PART OF WHAT I JUST SAID TO HIM BUT OK.
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Ive always been curious.
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WHAT IF I ASKED YOU TO LIST ALL OF THIS ABOUT DIRK?
BUT UH. DAVE IS A MASSIVE FUCKING IDIOT?
HE DOES A LOT OF STUPID THINGS ABUSING HIS TIME LOOPS AND ALSO NOT RESTING PROPERLY?? AND HE'S PRETTY CARELESS WHEN IT COMES TO HIMSELF UNLESS PEOPLE YELL AT HIM A LOT.
ALSO HE HAS KEPT TRYING TO GET ME TO RAP? I'LL BE YELLING ABOUT SOMETHING AND HE'D JUST START BEATBOXING OUT OF NOWHERE AND AFTER A WHILE I'D NOTICE THAT SOMEHOW I STARTED TIMING MY WORDS TO THE BEAT AND OH MY GOD I HATE HIM.
AND HE DOES THIS THING WHERE LIKE, HE WILL DO VERY ABRUPT SUBJECT CHANGES AND HE WILL GO OFF ON THIS BRAND NEW TANGENT EXCEPT YOU ARE STILL ON TANGENT NUMBER TREE INSTEAD OF THE NOW CURRENT NUMBER, WHICH IS LIKE FUCKING SEVEN.
HE'S ALSO TERRIBLE AT COMMUNICATION AND WILL DELAY HAVING CERTAIN CONVERSATIONS UNTIL HE HAS CORNERED HIMSELF AND CANNOT POSTPONE IT ANYMORE WHICH IS THE MOST OBNOXIOUS THING IN THE WORLD.
AND HE LIES? ALL THE TIME?? SOMETIMES THEY'RE FLAT OUT LIES OR LIES OF OMISSION BUT JEGUS, SOMETIMES I QUESTION IF TIME IS HIS ACTUAL ASPECT OR IF IT'S BEING A DICK.
SO HE HAS ALL OF THESE REALLY ANNOYING HABITS THAT WOULD PROBABLY MAKE ME WANT TO STRANGLE ANYONE ELSE BUT COMING FROM HIM I JUST KIND OF WANT TO KISS HIM.
AND ALSO STRANGLE HIM. PREFERABLY NOT AT THE SAME TIME.
HE'S ALWAYS LIKE, DOING HIS BEST, I GUESS?
EVEN WHEN IT COMES TO EXTREMELY STUPID SHIT LIKE FARMING FOR APPLES HE'S DEDICATED AND HE'D DO ANYTHING TO PROTECT THE PEOPLE HE CARES ABOUT.
AND I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT I REMAIN ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE FOR AS LONG AS I CAN.
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To stay his precious person espite all the difficulties?
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BUT YEAH I GUESS.
AND ALSO IF WE GET MARRIED THEN THAT WILL PROBABLY CONVINCE HIM THAT I DO NOT WANT TO DATE ONE OF MY OTHER FRIENDS BECAUSE JEGUS FUCKING HUMAN CHRIST, I AM TIRED OF THAT CONVERSATION.
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See part of marriage is getting all your shit sorted first. And then you seal the deal.So you should probably work on convincing him that you love him first and want to be with him. For humans marriage is the biggest and final step.
So he wont be ready to take that step with you until he really thinks you love him and want to be with him.
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BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THAT SO
I GUESS I'LL JUST FIGURE SOMETHING OUT.
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Hes good at this.
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I FEEL LIKE THAT WOULD END UP BEING PRETTY FUCKING AWKWARD FOR ALL PARTIES.
I AM NOT GOING TO DIRK TO ASK FOR ADVICE REGARDING DATING HIS BROTHER
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His number one goal of all time is to make dave happy after all. And I dont think its much to presume that being with you makes him happy considering hed like to marry you someday.
So why not try it.
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JUST SHOVE THAT TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE TABLE SO WE CAN BRING FORTH ANOTHER TOPIC THAT IS RELATED TO THIS TO THE FOREFRONT.
DID DAVE SPECIFICALLY SAY HE WANTED TO MARRY *ME* SOMEDAY
OR WAS HE JUST TALKING ABOUT MARRIAGE IN GENERAL?
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And thus my job as a human marriage educator.
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AND THAT HE WASN'T TALKING ABOUT MARRIAGE AS A GENERAL AND VAGUE CONCEPT.
THIS IS AN IMPORTANT DISTINCTION TO MAKE?
AS YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN ENGAGED, ENGLISH, YOU HAVE NOT FELT THE VAST DISAPPOINTMENT WHEN YOUR FIANCÉ BREAKS OFF YOUR ENGAGEMENT.
SO I KIND OF NEED TO MAKE ABSOLUTE SURE THAT HE ACTUALLY DOES WANT THIS TO BE A THING EVENTUALLY?
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We all grew up in a very abnormal way? So we all get really excited when we get to do things normal humans got to do.
Dave wants a happy nice normal human marriage someday with you. Im certain theres no one else hed want to share that with.
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I WAS VERY SERIOUS WHEN I ASKED ABOUT IT THE FIRST TIME
BUT THEN HE WENT AND SAID THAT DIDN'T COUNT.
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AND HE TOOK BACK HIS ACCEPTANCE OF THE PROPOSAL THAT WAS DEFINITELY A GODDAMN PROPOSAL.
FUCK YOU DAVE.
OH WELL.
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Which you guys should talk about btw.
Open honest communication is the key to a healthy marriage.
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???????
UGH I KNOW
FINE I'LL TALK TO HIM ABOUT IT.