[ don't be an asshole to dirk dave had an equal part in this???? a greater part in this by the end goddamnit dave. ]
I'm sorry? [ it's an awkward attempt because honestly dave knows that karkat wants him to stay (dirk wants him to stay) and he knows karkat hates this method of dealing with issues and yet he's about to utilize it. anyway.
he's a pretty terrible boyfriend sometimes and it is honestly astonishing karkat puts up with his crap? ]
You can punch me when I get back. [ and then he'll just loop back to that morning because that's the easiest way to abscond although at least he's being legit and will text karkat in precisely two hours and forty-five seconds ]
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I'm sorry? [ it's an awkward attempt because honestly dave knows that karkat wants him to stay (dirk wants him to stay) and he knows karkat hates this method of dealing with issues and yet he's about to utilize it. anyway.
he's a pretty terrible boyfriend sometimes and it is honestly astonishing karkat puts up with his crap? ]
You can punch me when I get back. [ and then he'll just loop back to that morning because that's the easiest way to abscond although at least he's being legit and will text karkat in precisely two hours and forty-five seconds ]