alienates: art @ nymphicus (Default)
🚗🐱 ([personal profile] alienates) wrote 2016-11-01 03:00 am (UTC)

[ dave u fucking loser ]

DID YOU HAVE YOUR EYES CLOSED THE ENTIRE TIME?
YOU CANNOT LIE TO ME, DAVE.
I HAVE SEEN THE WAY YOUR EYES SHIFT NERVOUSLY ANY TIME A HUMAN MATING SCENE HAPPENS IN A MOVIE THAT YOU HAVEN'T FALLEN ASLEEP DURING YET.
THE WAY YOU ARE SUDDENLY INTERESTED IN YOUR COMMUNICATOR INSTEAD OF WHATEVER IS GOING ON.

NOT THAT ANY OF THIS MATTERS BECAUSE NOTHING IS HAPPENING WITH THE FERRIS WHEEL.

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