Yes And other shit like finding out someone who is possibly my mortal enemy is friends with a bunch of people I know?? That is such bullshit. But I'm currently dying of what I feel is a hangover
whoa ok so u win the sucky prom award im sorry man i didnt know u had mortal enemies u always seemed like a chill guy 2 me gatorade and something greasy
[ karkat actually laughs at "chill guy" tbh. he may not be as bad as he is in canon but he can still get Pretty Bad. bless yosuke for not witnessing any of his meltdowns yet. ]
It's just someone I really don't get along with and for some reason we keep running into each other? It's at the point where I think I see her more than people who I actually like, it's a little creepy. Grease sounds like the devil.
u mean like irl and not in the weird visions ppl r having right? a reliable source says its the best hangover cure tho the i wouldnt know ive never had 1 b4
Yeah in person. There are a few people I know who've shown up in the vision shit but she's not one of them. Yet?? Who the fuck knows. Did you not have any of the punch???
At least it wasn't shitting everywhere. Small motherfucking mercies. And she doesn't even go to our school which makes it even more bullshit. She was one of the chaperones or whatever.
Ha. She barely qualifies as an adult as she lacks both the height and the maturity to carry such a title seriously. I think she's only a few years older than we are. Anyway she just keeps picking fights with me all the time. She stabbed me with a fork once.
so she stalks and stabs u... yea thats a problem dude u should record it on ur phone the next time shes around make that shit viral the police cant ignore that!
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But thanks??
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oh u mean the punch and the chocobos?
[ He's particularly annoyed by the latter. ]
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And other shit like finding out someone who is possibly my mortal enemy is friends with a bunch of people I know??
That is such bullshit.
But I'm currently dying of what I feel is a hangover
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ok so u win the sucky prom award
im sorry man
i didnt know u had mortal enemies u always seemed like a chill guy 2 me
gatorade and something greasy
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It's just someone I really don't get along with and for some reason we keep running into each other?
It's at the point where I think I see her more than people who I actually like, it's a little creepy.
Grease sounds like the devil.
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a reliable source says its the best hangover cure
tho the i wouldnt know ive never had 1 b4
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There are a few people I know who've shown up in the vision shit but she's not one of them.
Yet??
Who the fuck knows.
Did you not have any of the punch???
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well since ur graduating does that mean u can avoid her?
i had some yeah but i got distracted by the rogue giant chicken
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Small motherfucking mercies.
And she doesn't even go to our school which makes it even more bullshit.
She was one of the chaperones or whatever.
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i dont trust those things
a chaperone?
shit u got beef with an adult?
whatd u even do
or er what did she do
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I think she's only a few years older than we are.
Anyway she just keeps picking fights with me all the time.
She stabbed me with a fork once.
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did u go 2 the cops?? thats assault!
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It never crossed my mind to report her.
I didn't die so it seemed fine?
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ppl dont stab ppl with forks
thats a problem!
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That'd be hilarious and it'll probably piss her off.
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does she normally carry forks with her?
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She stole the one I was eating with.
I can probably ask her to found out the next time she stalks me.
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yea thats a problem dude
u should record it on ur phone the next time shes around
make that shit viral
the police cant ignore that!
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Knowing her she'd try to grab my phone and break it or something fucking dumb though.
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To avoid weird fucks like her.
[ that is not the reason at all. ]
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ok so just in case u didnt realize
most ppl rnt like that
like
no 1 is
thats why this is weird
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You know, I already knew she was weird but
Fuck
You have a point. I have a lunatic, height defective stalker.
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U DO
thats y u gotta get the law involved
she doesnt know where u live does she
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I wouldn't be surprised if you could look up people's addresses on Retrospec tbh.
Or their social security number.
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