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Uggghhh.
Ok fine, I will give you the luxury of naming us then.
Motherfucking Red Team.

yay! go Red Team!

AMI
I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING!!!!
There was another Red Team.

what
like in the game?

Yeah!
We split up into teams I guess?
And I was really bad that I wasn't made the leader of Red Team.
Which is understandable, since I am a goddamn phenomenal leader.

oh yeah!
there was a Red Team and a Blue Team
but I was on the ... Blue Team?

[but no, there's something else... she's elsewhere, and someone's trolling her. it's... oh god. IT'S....

You decide that we could probably stand to delay this memory a little longer. Why don't we see what someone else is up to.

Anyone.

Too bad it doesn't actually work like that, whoops]

karkat
can i be 0n the red team instead
retr0actively
please

Wait
What the fuck was wrong with Blue Team?
Aside from the fact that I wasn't on it, which automatically makes it inferior.

ugh
there was this guy
i guess he was the leader
i was talking with him ab0ut the game
but he was like
clearly getting 0ff 0n everything i said t0 him
and his r00m
0h g0d his r00m

*pretend all the 0's are o's i didnt mean to do that

[ god he gets the 0 thing. whenever he capslock for dramatic effect he has to remind himself to stop using it. ]

WHAT
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little?
What the fuck, why were we friends with someone like that??
I mean that could be said about a lot of people I've been remembering because it seems like everyone in this group was a fucking asshole.
But FUCKING CHRIST NUTS that is skeevy as shit.

[It's too bad, too, since there's actually some interesting tidbits about the game and troll culture in there? Like what a server player does, and Aradia's place on the hemospectrum? (You don't know what a hemospectrum is, but it sounds stupid.) But she just... wants nothing to do with this sweaty snob and his horse porn.]

I know right???
and I don't think past me even cared!
it's like she was totally oblivious to how gross he was! D:<

That or you were just really fucking used to it.
Which is..... even grosser, what the shit.
I don't think I've gotten any memories about him yet though.

lucky
do you remember anybody less creepy?
I need to clean my brain out

OH
There's someone named Nepeta who keeps talking with cat puns?
She had green font and seems pretty inoffensive.

... heh, that sounds kind of cute, actually :)

It is corny as shit and you know it.
:33 Like what the fuck is this??
:33 Wait it would be more like... furuck?
Whatever.

is it supposed to be a double 3 or is that a typo

I think it's supposed to be a face??
Like that stupid :3 face that people who are 11 and are on the internet use.
But no, she did have the double three.
SHIT
DOES CAT GIRL HAVE TWO MOUTHS?

I DUNNO
WHY ARE WE YELLING

WE'RE NOT YELLING
FUCK
We're not yelling!!!

oh haha I forgot
you did capslock like I did the zeroes huh?

What is even with that anyway?
Because I think every other "troll" I talked to in these things had something weird about the way they typed too.
Was it an alien thing or were we all deeply stuck in the worst internet phase of all time??

I don't know
come to think of it, yeah, creepy sweaty troll kept going D--> D--> D--> in front of everything

I don't think I want to know what the D stands for

UGGHHH
Let's just both assume the worst and move on and also never bring up creepy sweaty troll and potential D's that he has ever again.
Got it?
We can even sign a blood pact for this to make is official.

ok I support that idea in theory but what if I remember more about him later?
who am I supposed to complain to then???

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