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KARKAT VANTAS
I probably do not give a fuck.
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notbunaga
2017-07-08 01:58 pm (UTC)
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At least my dog loves me.
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Debatable.
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alienates
2017-07-08 02:02 pm (UTC)
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Oh!
[ he nods his head. ]
That makes sense then. Your dog's your girlfriend.
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notbunaga
2017-07-08 02:10 pm (UTC)
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She kicks him in his other shin.
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You can insult me all you want but don't call my girlfriend a dog.
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Okay not what he meant... but still.
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alienates
2017-07-08 02:17 pm (UTC)
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Do you have any other reaction other than fucking violence?!
[ he says, as if he wouldn't kick her in the shin too if he could. ]
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notbunaga
2017-07-08 02:18 pm (UTC)
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Maybe if you responded to anything other than violence.
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alienates
2017-07-08 02:20 pm (UTC)
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I am pretty sure plenty of B movies villains have said that same exact line.
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notbunaga
2017-07-08 02:25 pm (UTC)
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Oh yeah, getting kicked in the shins and having your cheeks pulled.
I'm true evil.
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2017-07-08 14:25 (UTC)
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alienates
2017-07-08 02:40 pm (UTC)
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What if I was in desperate need of shin surgery? You could be fucking me up right now and you wouldn't even care.
[ he does not need shin surgery. ]
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notbunaga
2017-07-08 02:43 pm (UTC)
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You would've complained about it already, so I think we're fine.
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alienates
2017-07-08 02:47 pm (UTC)
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Maybe I don't like telling others about my pain.
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notbunaga
2017-07-08 02:52 pm (UTC)
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Then start including me in that, will you?
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alienates
2017-07-08 02:55 pm (UTC)
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It's hard when you are a direct fucking cause of it.
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notbunaga
2017-07-08 03:55 pm (UTC)
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Well maybe if you weren't so unlikable I'd have no reason to bother you.
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alienates
2017-07-08 08:38 pm (UTC)
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Hey. How does it feel to be so wrong all the time?
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notbunaga
2017-07-09 01:12 am (UTC)
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Let me find out for you.
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Goes onto her phone...
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notbunaga
2017-07-09 01:13 am (UTC)
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unsurprisingly he gets a text
it says...
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How does it feel to be so wrong all the time? Asking for what is quite literally the opposite of a friend.
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alienates
2017-07-09 02:32 pm (UTC)
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[ he pulls out his phone when he gets the message. he puts the phone back in his pocket. ]
I give that a 3/10.
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notbunaga
2017-07-09 02:49 pm (UTC)
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Oh come on, that was a good one, you have to admit.
Put aside your dislike of me for a second and give me the 10 I deserve. Or at least an 8.
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alienates
2017-07-09 02:52 pm (UTC)
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I'm willing to go up to a 6.
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notbunaga
2017-07-09 03:08 pm (UTC)
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Fine. 7.
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how is this a negotiation now
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alienates
2017-07-09 03:11 pm (UTC)
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Hm, 6 and a half.
[ i don't know but i'm they're inside because this would look so stupid if they were still out in the hallway. ]
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notbunaga
2017-07-09 03:12 pm (UTC)
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7.
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alienates
2017-07-09 03:29 pm (UTC)
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I am not giving you the 7.
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notbunaga
2017-07-09 03:30 pm (UTC)
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Okay, 8.
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what do you mean she's actually an adult
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alienates
2017-07-09 03:42 pm (UTC)
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Why? Is that your current age?
[ technically he is now an actual adult too. this is terrible. ]
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2017-07-12 23:56 (UTC)
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2017-07-13 02:18 (UTC)
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2017-07-15 01:23 (UTC)
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[Debatable.]
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[ he nods his head. ]
That makes sense then. Your dog's your girlfriend.
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You can insult me all you want but don't call my girlfriend a dog.
[Okay not what he meant... but still.]
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[ he says, as if he wouldn't kick her in the shin too if he could. ]
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I'm true evil.
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[ he does not need shin surgery. ]
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1/2
Let me find out for you.
[Goes onto her phone...]
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it says...]
How does it feel to be so wrong all the time? Asking for what is quite literally the opposite of a friend.
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I give that a 3/10.
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Put aside your dislike of me for a second and give me the 10 I deserve. Or at least an 8.
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[how is this a negotiation now]
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[ i don't know but i'm they're inside because this would look so stupid if they were still out in the hallway. ]
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[what do you mean she's actually an adult]
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[ technically he is now an actual adult too. this is terrible. ]
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