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KARKAT VANTAS

I probably do not give a fuck.

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LMAO I ACCIDENTALLY TROLL FONTED YOU i knew this would happen 1 day

[alienates]

Soooooo
Why were you talking about sex?

I JUST ACCEPTED IT

[constellates]

that's what I wanted to know (*´-`)
it's weird isn't it?? but yuri didn't believe me
we were talking about how evening dates are more romantic though (*´ω｀*)
not for us to go on one!! but in general....

he was so passionate about the topic he just switched fonts

[alienates]

Well.
Would you go on an evening date with Yuri.

i can't believe sex makes karkat trollfont

[constellates]

a romantic date? (・ω・｀) probably not
it's not like I want to kiss him or anything
but a friend date in the evening? yes! of course! (๑>◡<๑) I adore yuri

i can't believe you made me read that with my own two eyes

[alienates]

A friend date in the evening that does not include sex.
Got it.

revenge is fine

[constellates]

[and Anya thinks that makes sense! so she leaves the conversation mostly thinking about how she wants to be karkat's best friend

but then the evening happened and then

Hours Later]

update: yuri and I are going stargazing (´∀｀*)

[anya the unstoppable]

[alienates]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING
ANYA!!! THAT'S A DATE.

[constellates]

it's a Friend Date (´･ω･`)
but even then yuri doesn't want to call it that
so don't worry it's definitely not a date I just think it's funny to tease him (*´∀`)♪
I just really wanted to go stargazing!! (*⁰▿⁰*) and I wanted to make it up to him for his blind date too
but mostly I thought it would be fun

[alienates]

I mean...
I'm just saying that I, personally, would take a romantic date stargazing before I take a friend date.

[constellates]

really? (?・・)σ why?

[followed immediately with:]

karkat let's go stargazing
°˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

1/2

[alienates]

It's roman

[ and then he sees the rest of the message ]

[alienates]

GODDAMMIT ANYA

[constellates]

is that a yes? (´ω`∗)

[alienates]

[ karkat takes a moment to pace down an entire hallway before replying because he cannot believe he is talking to a real person. he literally just got up and walked out of his classroom to do this. ]

Oh my god
Yeah sure fine we'll go stargazing

[constellates]

[oh my god

he said yes]

(*≧▽≦) yaaaaay!! I'm so excited!
I'll make food for it too. do you want to come over for dinner before?
or we can have a picnic!

[all the Friend Dates for anya!!]

[alienates]

Whichever.
I don't care.

[constellates]

then I'll cook (｡･ω･｡)
what would you want to eat?

[alienates]

[ HE JUST WANTED TO THANK HER FOR THE MACARONS HOW DID IT TURN OUT THIS WAY ]

Fuck I dunno.
ItaliaWAIT
Can we make pizza??

[ he went from being disinterested to suddenly very interested in .5 seconds ]

[constellates]

[friendship 0 to 100 real quick]

yes!! ♪(๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)♪ that sounds delicious, let's do that

[alienates]

[ he wants to make homemade pizza???? this is definitely not a best friends thing!!!!! ]

Ok fine.
When are we apparently doing this thing?

[constellates]

maybe in a week or two?
I'll check the forecast for when the sky should be clear so we can get the best view of the stars (･ω´-ゞ)^☆

[alienates]

This is a one time thing btw.
We're not going to go and regularly start stargazing together.

[constellates]

hmm? ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ why not?

[she wasn't even thinking of it but

well]

[alienates]

Because I just decided this.

[constellates]

you don't think it'd be fun? the stars change with the seasons! the sky is always different!
°˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°
I want to share that with you...