Ok are you telling me that when you go to the store and they have free samples and some of those free samples include cheese chunks that you aren't going to get all "Holy fuck! Free cheese chunks!" And eat like ten? Absolutely no one can resist them, Wolf.
Oh my god. Jade, listen. The cheese is already out of its wrapping. They aren't going to make any money from this cheese they have out on display because they chose to put it there. And if you don't take it, either someone else will OR it will go bad and they just wasted perfectly good cheese for no reason. Eat the chunks.
nooo karkat if you eat some of one and some of the other then you will leave some for other people! plus i think it would be a shame to leave cookies and cheese unsampled
No one is going to eat half a cookie, Jade! Look maybe those other people who are coming after you should have arrived sooner? They should have better timing.
you thought i meant to take a bite of a cookie and put it back??? hehehe that seems more than a little unsanitary, eating after strangers that is i mean some cheese and some cookies! then you will get full off both of them which should leave some for everyone :)
What if there are more choices? Will you ignore the other free samples after you had your fill of cookies and cheese? What if they have free samples of ice cream, Wolf?
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its also pretty yummy in salads and with cheese chunks!
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is that your weakness??? cheese!
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"Holy fuck! Free cheese chunks!"
And eat like ten?
Absolutely no one can resist them, Wolf.
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those are free for me but they cost the business so i try not to
although sometimes......
ill eat too hehehe >_>;;
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Jade, listen.
The cheese is already out of its wrapping.
They aren't going to make any money from this cheese they have out on display because they chose to put it there.
And if you don't take it, either someone else will OR it will go bad and they just wasted perfectly good cheese for no reason.
Eat the chunks.
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[ ....says the one who opened this with "i ate a quart of mac and cheese"? ]
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Just take it Jade. Accept the cheese.
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maybe i want the cookie samples
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Wolf, you can't pick one or the other.
You are either pro-free samples or against them.
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plus i think it would be a shame to leave cookies and cheese unsampled
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Look maybe those other people who are coming after you should have arrived sooner?
They should have better timing.
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hehehe
that seems more than a little unsanitary, eating after strangers that is
i mean some cheese and some cookies!
then you will get full off both of them which should leave some for everyone :)
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Will you ignore the other free samples after you had your fill of cookies and cheese?
What if they have free samples of ice cream, Wolf?
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maybe i am only in the mood for cookies and cheese
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Are you really telling me that you would look at both cookies and ice cream, and choose cookies instead?
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i might cookies or i might want ice cream or i might want sushi
who knows!!!!!!!!!
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Where the hell are you going that is giving out free samples of sushi?
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I am starting to think you're not a very careful person, Wolf.
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karkat i am a vegetarian lol
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Sushi isn't a vegetable????
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but it is packaged as sushi
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