Let me guess. It also had something with my name on it. Yuri's Angels? That's rude and I resent it, please send another cat video it's more entertaining than the rest of my homework.
Wait does it actually have something to do with you then??
[ he sends another video. this time there's only one cat in it because the other one seems to have fucked off somewhere, and he is balancing on top of the plush. he looks up at the camera and meows. ]
Considering I've never heard of "Yuri's Angels" in my life I hope to hell not. I didn't get anything. This is more like Retrospec decided to troll a bunch of you on behalf of a fictional group of people calling themselves angels belonging to someone named Yuri who may or may not be me.
( ugh that's... so cute? freaking. cats are great. one day, he too will have a cat. that will be the most freaking fantastic day. IT IS NOT HERE YET but he likes to imagine it'll be true sooner rather than later.
his thanks is a screencap of the cat perched on top of the plush with a monocle on and a tiny top hat. there's also a bubble pipe. why? who cares. )
You're the only Yuri I know, and you also like cats. Do you want mine? Maybe you'll feel a connection. Except I think Rom likes it so I probably can't give it away now.
[ karkat immediately saves the picture and sets it as his profile pic. ]
No I don't need more things around the apartment. It's cute but not that cute. Rom can keep it.
( that's a lie the truth is he doesn't want to deprive a cat of something it enjoys.
well, the other truth is he doesn't want more plushies around his apartment, since they don't mean anything to him (until he's by one, then he feels weirdly attracted to it, in a whole "this feels familiar" way) and it creeps him out having the whole "yuri's angels" thing going on. )
Can you flip people off with kitty paws? These are important things I must know. If not then I am highly disappointed in whoever makes these things up.
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That's rude and I resent it, please send another cat video it's more entertaining than the rest of my homework.
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[ he sends another video. this time there's only one cat in it because the other one seems to have fucked off somewhere, and he is balancing on top of the plush. he looks up at the camera and meows. ]
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( ugh that's... so cute? freaking. cats are great. one day, he too will have a cat. that will be the most freaking fantastic day. IT IS NOT HERE YET but he likes to imagine it'll be true sooner rather than later.
his thanks is a screencap of the cat perched on top of the plush with a monocle on and a tiny top hat. there's also a bubble pipe. why? who cares. )
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Do you want mine? Maybe you'll feel a connection.
Except I think Rom likes it so I probably can't give it away now.
[ karkat immediately saves the picture and sets it as his profile pic. ]
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( that's a lie the truth is he doesn't want to deprive a cat of something it enjoys.
well, the other truth is he doesn't want more plushies around his apartment, since they don't mean anything to him (until he's by one, then he feels weirdly attracted to it, in a whole "this feels familiar" way) and it creeps him out having the whole "yuri's angels" thing going on. )
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You just signed a contract and Rom is our witness.
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Ok wow, gonna stop myself right there.
No more furry puns.
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You are bringing it back
Why are you bringing it back
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That you started when you began the furry pun initiative!
So, really, this is your fault.
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Tell me how are the hairballs in hell
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What does ass taste like because I assume they'd be just like that only burning.
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:)
[ he only knows how to do passive aggressive smileys ]
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:3
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If you always do what's expected then what's the point??
>:3
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Or else what's the point??
(*ΦωΦ*)
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They're there to be passive aggressive in an internet friendly way!
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Look how aesthetically pleasing the cute is.
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Versus the passive aggressive bullshit smilie.
ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
You can PA with kitty paws.
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These are important things I must know.
If not then I am highly disappointed in whoever makes these things up.
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I figured it out.
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But points for cute.
The cutest double bird.
I'm fucking laughing okay good work Karkat what the hell
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( he's so full of it )
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