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[alienates]

KARKAT VANTAS

I probably do not give a fuck.

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[alienates]

Yeah that's what I said.

Alright so here's an idea.
You should go on a test date to see what you think about the whole experience.
It probably would have been easier if you did one for Valentine's but it's too late for that now. We have to move on and work with what we got.

1/2

[covenantal]

[covenantal]

A test date? With who?

[alienates]

I haven't thought that far ahead yet.
We are crossing your brother off the list of potential test dates though.
And Yusuke, I guess, because otherwise that is a real date and not a test date.

[covenantal]

Why would I ask my twin brother on a test date?!

Karkat, you seem to have a pretty good idea of how this should go. Would you mind going with me?

[alienates]

[ the only date karkat has ever been on in his life was the not date with yosuke HE DOESN'T KNOW SHIT!!!

he can't admit that now, he has been giving this dude advice??? it'll be bad to back out now? jesus christ ]

Well, you obviously need to be helped out here and I am willing to dedicate my time for this.

Also I don't know?? I'm an only child I don't know how siblings work.

[covenantal]

[ how did this happen ]

Thanks, I think.

Okay. Rule #1: Don't go on a date, pretend or real, with your sibling.

[alienates]

[ the question of the century tbh ]

I will keep that in mind and will try not to suggest to any other people to go on test dates with their brother and/or sister in the future.
.....
So when are you free for the test date thing.

[covenantal]

... Saturday?

[alienates]

Alright Saturday it is then.
I guess I'll text you about meeting and stuff closer to the day??

[ ....... HOW DID THIS HAPPEN HE'S CRYING ON THE INSIDE ]

[covenantal]

Alright. That sounds fine.

... thank you, Karkat.

[alienates]

No problem.
This has literally been the most unexpected misfired text/first time talking to someone experience I have ever had, just putting that out there.

[covenantal]

I think I can say the same.

Still, I enjoyed talking to you.

[alienates]

This is obviously the start of a beautiful, life changing friendship that will last throughout the ages.

[ it's said kind of sarcastically but it'll. probably be hard to tell. ]

[covenantal]

[ That ... even as a sarcastic statement is a really, truly alien concept to him, and honestly he doesn't really know how to feel about it at all. But he's not just going to say that. Instead he says: ]

ლ(●ↀωↀ●)ლ

[alienates]

What the hell does that one mean?
It doesn't even really look like anything.

[covenantal]

It's a cat.

[alienates]

I object.
Where are the cat ears!!

[covenantal]

ﾍ(^･･^=)~

[alienates]

SEE
Now THAT I can believe is a cat.
The other one was an impostor.
Impawstor? Whatever.

[covenantal]

[ ! ]

All cats are beautifurl, Karkat. You just have to apurreciate each for its unique characteristics.

[alienates]

This is me, apologizing to that cat.
I am so insensitive to the fact that it suffered a tragic ear accident after an unfortunate misuse of catnip.
My condolences, cat.

[covenantal]

ヽ(ΦωΦヽ) ♡

All is furgiven.

[alienates]

Is it one of those like
Naked cats??
I've decided that's one of the naked cats.

[covenantal]

Sure, why not? Naked cats need love, too. ٩(ↀДↀ)۶