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🚗🐱 ([personal profile] alienates) wrote2017-01-25 10:15 pm
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KARKAT VANTAS
I probably do not give a fuck.


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true_noir: (Hmmm)

[personal profile] true_noir 2017-03-18 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually, the old fashioned method was either a mill or press, or to stamp upon them with your feet. It is difficult to get the image out of your mind when you do something like that. Especially if they start bouncing.
true_noir: (Smile2)

[personal profile] true_noir 2017-03-19 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
My mother still does, so I consider it a problem if she's suddenly seeing things I do not remember seeing. And yes, people really did use their feet. They still do in some parts of the world.

You needn't worry. Alcohol is a perfect disinfectant, after all, and they have to age for years.
true_noir: (Cloak3)

[personal profile] true_noir 2017-03-19 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
She is my mother. I am entitled to worry, even if for no reason. She worries after me, after all. Such is just how it is.

And you needn't be too concerned. You are a touch young to be imbibing such things in this place, are you not? Not to mention more obedient than I am when it comes to that sort of thing.


[Says the hypocrite with the fake ID who drunk texted him the other night.]
true_noir: Aged Up Commission (Tipsy)

[personal profile] true_noir 2017-03-19 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Not all my time, and I gave up alcohol for Lent. I have been given far too many reasons to drink in excess lately, so it seemed safest. What do you take me for, some sort of lush?
true_noir: (Cloak9)

[personal profile] true_noir 2017-03-20 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
You Americans have foolish laws for such things. It treats people as children who are not, but that is something for another day. Forty days, in all.

If you are worried, do not be surprised if I do not pick it up again. I am sensible enough to know that the situation we are in is a bad one to be intoxicated during.
true_noir: (Hmmm)

[personal profile] true_noir 2017-03-21 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
I should be able to find someone. But, for now, it is Lent and that means it will not be happening. And I wasn't alone when the night started. Someone ditched me. I was actually calling somebody to come meet me when you and I spoke.
true_noir: (Creeper)

[personal profile] true_noir 2017-03-22 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, let us just say that I will not be sharing the fruit of the vine with that someone anytime soon. I prefer my wing girls to be, how do you say, prompt?
true_noir: (Default)

[personal profile] true_noir 2017-03-22 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
You would not make an especially good wing girl anyway, for obvious reasons. Besides, I would not do that to someone who did not wished to join me on such an endeavor. It does not seem to be the sort of thing to suit your temperament.
true_noir: (Hmmm)

[personal profile] true_noir 2017-03-24 12:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Not exactly the reason I was referring to, but also very true. You seem to be more of a private person, Karkat. I can appreciate that.

[Says the girl who basically invited herself into his home.]
true_noir: (Bored)

[personal profile] true_noir 2017-03-24 12:45 pm (UTC)(link)
That doesn't mean I'm going to let you run off on me, Karkat. Sorry, but you're stuck with me. Still, I can appreciate that you're going to need time to warm up to me.

[If they were actually speaking, there would have been a 'they always do' sort of tone to that statement. It didn't carry over into text well, though.]
true_noir: (Cloak20)

[personal profile] true_noir 2017-03-24 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I think you mean 'over confident.' And yes, perhaps, but I still find you at least a little interesting, and more than a little helpful. I don't regret having met you, Karkat. Now, I just have to work on making the feeling mutual, mister surly pants.
true_noir: (I prefer smirking smugly to smiling hone)

[personal profile] true_noir 2017-03-24 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine, fine, monsieur fussy britches. You and these challenges will be either the death of us, or the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Only time will tell.

[Careful. She's got a thousand stupid names she can call you, Karkat.]

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