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KARKAT VANTAS

I probably do not give a fuck.

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[covenantal]

Red? No. They're silver. Or gray? It's sort of hard to tell.

Wait, why red?

[alienates]

My friend's eyes turned red.
Did you just wake up and they were randomly like that?

[covenantal]

... I see. I think I know how your friend feels.

I noticed it last night. I just looked in the mirror and suddenly they were like that.

when will troll font leave me alone

[alienates]

Ok uhhhhh

Do you need sunglasses? Or
Ducking soap
Did I just say ducking soap god LET ME SAY DUCK
Anyway, or color contacts???

I WAS WONDERING, LAUGHS

[covenantal]

[ .......

so, there's a lot going on there that he isn't sure of but it is sort of

funny

god no okay keep it together ]

I think sunglasses at school tomorrow would be a little suspicious. I've never tried colored contacts before, though.

... ducks?

at least i didn't write it in caps

[alienates]

Not ducks
That word but with an F!!
This stupid app isn't letting me curse it just keeps filtering it into family friendly bullsoap.
SEE???

I've never tried them either but if you don't want people noticing your eyes that might be the only thing you can do.

tbh im ready for the day karkat starts screaming and never stops

[covenantal]

... that explains where "soap" came from. I was wondering. Since when is there a vulgarity filter in Retrospec?

I... I don't know how I feel about other people noticing. I think I'd be pretty uncomfortable if people stared, but I don't know for sure that they will.

i'm excited when i get to regain making up troll words for mundane shit tbh... SUCK MY SLOP SHOOTER

[alienates]

Since this month started, although it's really not surprising that you haven't noticed now that I think about it.
I feel personally victimized by it.

I guess it's the kind of thing you wouldn't actually know unless it happens??

LMSDGKLNDJGS GOD I WAS ALWAYS SO BAD AT FAKE TROLL NAMES FOR SHIT. I ADMIRE YOUR CREATIVITY

[covenantal]

[ fucking slop shooter i hate this ]

Maybe that's what I get for being boring. I've never cursed much. Do you think you'll survive, Karkat?

... where would I even get colored contacts?

IT GETS TRICKY so i try not to overuse them too much

[alienates]

[ i am gonna icly use that against yu one day just wait ]

I will but it will be a struggle
Although I guess it means I will just have to amp up my creativity so I can work around it.
I won't let this app beat me.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Internet.

tbh that's fair but then again is there really a limit on kk being ridiculous

[covenantal]

[ ok but could you consider letting me live instead ]

I look forward to seeing what you come up with. Feel free to test your thoughts on me. I'll grade your efforts.

I'll look around. In the meantime I'll have to go buy sunglasses from a convenience store or something.

that is true but unfortunately i am not as creative as hussie so i need to rest

[alienates]

[ ok but consider: no ]

I hope you're ready to be giving out straight A's then.

If anyone asks why you're wearing sunglasses indoors I'm sure you can think of some excuse.

honestly i feel that so much. why are trolls so much

[covenantal]

[ :( why don't you love me ]

I reserve judgment until I see what you have to offer. My red pen is ready.

Maybe I can start a new fashion trend.

[alienates]

[ the issue is that i love you too much so i gotta torture you ]

Hmmmm
Maybe you should switch up the ink colors.
Red is very stereotypical.

We could always pretend that it's already a fashion trend so that way you can skip the process of trying to get everyone think it's normal.
Just be all
WHAT? YOU NEVER HEARD THAT THIS IS WHAT'S IN STYLE RIGHT NOW??? :/

[covenantal]

Green?

I like the way you think. Though, I don't know if I'd be any good at being so assertive.

[alienates]

If you go with green it'll have to be obnoxiously lime green.

Dude anyone can be assertive.
You just have to emote more or at all.

[covenantal]

Why?

"Or at all" ...

[alienates]

It'll catch your attention more than regular green, which will give the same overall effect as the typical red.

More than the usual level of emoting.

[covenantal]

... that's fair.

I'm not the best at that to begin with.

[alienates]

Well we can work on that later
There is no need to emote right now.
Or while you're wearing the sunglasses?
Emoting while wearing sunglasses make it seem a lot more lame.

[covenantal]

[ Ah, well. Yu is glad at least his good buddy Karkat understands him and doesn't require emotion from him. ]

Maybe I can just act like I'm too cool to explain.

[alienates]

The cool but silent type?
Hmmm
We can work with that.
Practice your cool head nods. The cool but silent types always do head nods.

[covenantal]

I will. I'll show you in school once I get a chance, and you can judge the quality of my coolness.

[alienates]

I'll be grading your coolness on a F to A grading scale.

[covenantal]

Ah... the pressure is intense, but I won't fail.