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KARKAT VANTAS

I probably do not give a fuck.

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[ghostories]

i don't know what to say...
i mean, i didn't know you wanted me to kiss you on the nose!
well, that can be arranged ( ˘ ³˘)♥

[alienates]

WOW
I cannot believe you didn't catch all of my obvious hints about nose kisses!
I thought it would be obvious every time I hung out with you while having a nose and all.

[ghostories]

i was so distracted by your cute button nose that i didn't even think of kissing it!

[alienates]

Wow
I will find it in my heart to forgive this transgression, but just this once.

[ghostories]

hehe
what'd your perfect first kiss be like, karkat?

[ of course she asks these questions out of the blue

and first because obviously he hasn't had one yet ]

[alienates]

What kind of question is that?!
I don't spend a lot of time thinking about that kind of thing

[ says the dude who literally just ranked kisses lmao ]

[ghostories]

whatever mr. "forehead kisses are romantic"!
mine would be a kiss on the beach against the orange sunset

[alienates]

Why the beach specifically?

[ghostories]

hmm i don't know!
the beach sounds like a faraway paradise doesn't it?
even if it's just right there lol
i haven't been there in a while
but i've always felt like it was somewhere i can only go to in my dreams

[alienates]

I was talking to Anya about doing a trip there.
Maybe you can bring Ryoji and you'll get your kiss.
So wake up already, this isn't a dream.

[ghostories]

yeah...
you're right
even if ryoji and i aren't going out...
i just want to know how he feels
hehe
you always know how to cheer me up, karkat!
i think i owe you big time right now!

[alienates]

You can pay me back by solving the mystery.
Or by, you know, being happy??

I think I would just be fine with any kind of kiss.

[ghostories]

ohoho!
are you sure about that?
no fetishes or secret desires?
if you're a furry i won't judge you too much!

[alienates]

WHY
IN THE LOVE OF JESUS FUCK
IS EVERYONE SO OBSESSED WITH FURRIES
Yuuko are YOU a furry??? Are all my friends furries???
Does Ryoji have a fursuit??!!!

[ghostories]

if i ask that'd just incriminate me!
i don't want to be a pervert karkat that's dirty

[alienates]

Are you implying that you're not a pervert?

[ghostories]

are you implying that i am?

[alienates]

You're a little lewd when you want to be yeah.

[ghostories]

do guys like perverted girls?

[alienates]

It might depend on the guy??
You should probably just be yourself though and try not to up or downplay shit though.
Because acting like someone else just becomes exhausting in the long run and you might become too much like the fake personality you make.

[ghostories]

hmm
okay!
you say good things sometimes, karkat!

[ but now she'll be twice as perverted, thanks man ]

i'm sure you'll get your perfect kiss someday too...
you have to tell me who it is by then!

[alienates]

[ karkat has regrets and this will probably end up being one of them ]

What do you mean by "sometimes"?
I am an overflowing spring of useful knowledge and advice?
If this were back in the day I would be regarded as a seer.

Also fine
If anyone ever shows up out of the ether and kisses me, I promise you will be the very first person that I tell.

[ghostories]

the seer of romance? lol
good! i'll be waiting ( ˘ ³˘)
ooh
i have to go now
i have school tomorrow!

[alienates]

I am definitely going to be keeping an eye out for you btw.
I fully expect to see you there.

[ghostories]

it's okay!
if i don't make it i'll send you something nice!