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KARKAT VANTAS

I probably do not give a fuck.

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What
NO
ANYA
THAT IS NOT FUCKING ALL!!!

[constellates]

oh
i am bad at explaining this i think
what did i miss
details ?

[alienates]

YES!!!!
Details are the most important part of this!!!
Why is Yuuko macking you!!!

[constellates]

[so here's the thing

she doesn't know if karkat knows that yuuko's first kiss was stolen by yato??? so she can't really say that it was specifically for that purpose and also anya still doesn't really get the mentality behind it - something about the transitive property and math - and it's all a very messy situation

so now she realizes she cannot give details

but here's the gist of it:]

to make yato mad
i think
but then they made up
and now no one is mad
so it is ok ?
? ? ?

[alienates]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY MADE UP

[ in conclusion: yes, karkat knows. ]

[constellates]

oh
yato said sorry !
because yato is a good person

[HE COST YOU YOUR FIRST KISS]

[alienates]

Alright so let's back up here
Why did she kiss you to make Yato mad??
Please walk me through this logic.

[constellates]

because yato loves anya and anya loves yato
but not like that !

but yato always gets mad
and warns anya about boys
silly everyone
no one warned me about girls
it is a little funny

[alienates]

Ha ha
Straight people.

Anyway so what we're getting here is that Yato kissed Yuuko so Yuuko kissed you to make him mad/revenge.
So
Yuuko was your first kiss.

[constellates]

yes
it is a little sad
because i do not feel that way for yuuko
but not all sad
because i do love yuuko
in another way

[she's taking it pretty well tbh]

[alienates]

UGGHHHHHH
Alright I guess Yuuko is a better choice for a first kiss then whoever this Yato guy is.

[constellates]

!!!!
no !
yato is just as good !

[anya

anya no

this is how yato gets arrested]

[alienates]

I don't know Yato so only Yuuko has my approval
:/
^ That is my face of displeasure at the lack of approval Yato has from me.

[constellates]

you should know yato
i love yato very much
since i am trying to dance and perform more now
he is my producer !
he only wants the best for anya

a very very good person

[adding "very" does not make it worth more anya]

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[ some weird guy who goes around kissing teenage girls is anya's producer............ unsure. ]

Hey, I know!
Why don't you introduce me to him?
This way we can solve this whole issue of me not knowing him pretty easily.

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!!!
that is true !
yato will appear if anya asks
when do you want to meet him

[alienates]

Oh, whenever! Just tell me when's best for you!

[ karkat..... is being too polite about this tbh. ]

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[ . . . . . . . . . . ]

i am reading this in karkats flat voice
but there are ! excited marks
i am confused

[alienates]

I'm switching up my punctuation.
It'll make my writing seem more dynamic.

[constellates]

you are excited to meet yato ?
surprising
yato is not a cat

[alienates]

I can be excited about things that don't involve cats!!!!
I'm not a crazy cat lady Anya!!!!

[constellates]

hm
a surprise

[she's probably just teasing now]

[alienates]

BLOCKED

[constellates]

kidding !
do not be mean
i love you

[alienates]

Unblocked.