I am kind and considerate and am protecting the identity of the person. Because again, I am so nice?? Man it is hard being this much of a gentleman all the time.
no y would i i know that ppl r but i never really asked ur the first person that i know that is like is that something u even ask someone??? something tells me id just make an ass of myself idk it kind of freaks me out wait shit not that u freak me out cept for ur ice cream thing that was more intense than i imagined i mean like what do i mean does someone tell ut hat bc theyre into u?? wait ur not into me right
You made me pay for your ice cream of course I'm not into you. Also it was DISCOUNTED who the fuck wouldn't get intense about that?? And I told you because I figured it would be easier considering we had that whole """not""" date thing and I assumed I made it clear that I liked guys but I didn't want there to be confusion?? But again, that doesn't mean I like you. You tell people you like girls but does that mean you like EVERY girl? Probably not.
it was ur idea!! u dont need 3 sets of quotes 2 make ur point ok but yeah i guess that makes sense i never thought about it that way b4 idk its like i wouldnt have guessed u were by looking at u but thats the point right so its just like u have more options?
ok its 0 now but i like in the grand scheme of things thats 100% of th well ok no if ur accounting 4 the ppl that are straight on the guy side what is that like 10% or something thats like 60% well except 4 the girls who wouldnt be into that bc of whatever... actually it doesnt seem that different well that blows
See? Things are as terrible for us as it is for the rest of you. You just have to charm people with your winning personality and as I lack that, I'm just going to focus on getting discount ice cream.
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I've been on a date since our not date on Valentine's
Have you????
[ ok so technically it wasn't a real date, and it was also a not real date with the guy who has a crush on yosuke, but also. hAVE YOU???? ]
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shit no way!!
with who???
[ GIVE HIM THE DEETS KARKAT THERE'S NO REASON YOU SHOULDN'T RIGHT ]
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That part isn't important.
[ YUP............. ]
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yea it is?
thats like the most important part
y r u embarrassed
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Because again, I am so nice??
Man it is hard being this much of a gentleman all the time.
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wat did u even do 2 them
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It was romantic and we shared a parfait
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dude
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I DIDN'T REPEAT MY DATE WITH YOU!!!
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sure it was
wait it was a guy
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Uh yeah
You know I'm bi right?
I realize now I never actually established that when we were getting our discounted ice cream.
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i kinda figured bc of what u were sayin but no u didnt exactly say u were
which is cool bro
i mean
like
i wont tell anybody
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I just didn't have that many people to even tell until recently but whatever.
[ in all honestly karkat is just hoping this is distracting yosuke from the other subject. ]
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i mean that ur cool about it
at least u seem cool about it like its nbd and stuff
not that it is a big deal!!
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Have you ever thought about that?
[ he asks, casually, in a casual manner, with no ulterior motives.... all casual like. ]
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wat do u mean
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Do I have to mean something?
[ ... .yes, karkat?? ]
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Yeah
Sure!!
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y would i
i know that ppl r but i never really asked
ur the first person that i know that is
like is that something u even ask someone???
something tells me id just make an ass of myself
idk it kind of freaks me out
wait
shit
not that u freak me out cept for ur ice cream thing that was more intense than i imagined
i mean like
what do i mean
does someone tell ut hat bc theyre into u??
wait
ur not into me right
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Also it was DISCOUNTED who the fuck wouldn't get intense about that??
And I told you because I figured it would be easier considering we had that whole """not""" date thing and I assumed I made it clear that I liked guys but I didn't want there to be confusion??
But again, that doesn't mean I like you.
You tell people you like girls but does that mean you like EVERY girl?
Probably not.
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u dont need 3 sets of quotes 2 make ur point ok
but
yeah
i guess that makes sense
i never thought about it that way b4
idk
its like i wouldnt have guessed u were by looking at u but thats the point right
so its just like u have more options?
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0 times 0 is still zero
But sure, I have more options.
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thats 100% of th
well
ok no if ur accounting 4 the ppl that are straight on the guy side
what is that like 10% or something
thats like
60%
well
except 4 the girls who wouldnt be into that bc of whatever...
actually
it doesnt seem that different
well that blows
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Things are as terrible for us as it is for the rest of you.
You just have to charm people with your winning personality and as I lack that, I'm just going to focus on getting discount ice cream.
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LMAO DAMMIT KARKAT
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