[ he starts to count them off with his fingers, although considering he's still stuck it's more difficult than it should be. ]
Eating the most gingerbread cookies in the span of five minutes, being really rich, not having to deal with Retrospec bullshit, and being the first person to punch the sun and live.
No! There are thousands-- no, goddamn millions of brighter, cooler stars out there! The sun isn't special. It should be fucking ashamed of itself for how much it flaunts its UV rays around as if it created the concept of habitual life.
[ Chiyo stares blankly at Karkat for a full moment. She's not sure why he's so heated about this? The sun hasn't done anything to him personally, she doesn't think. Is it something from his Retrospec memories?
She decides to work on completely cutting through the garlands while thinking of a response. ]
Um, if our sun has a solar system, I think those other stars have solar systems, too, probably? I'm not great at science, so I don't really know how it works, but... I don't think any stars really... flaunt their rays? But that could just be me....?
[ She's trying to be very careful with her words. ]
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[ he is just going to... reach over and try to get that shit untangled from her hand because it's just making this harder. ]
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[ Chiyo will wait until he frees her before she tries hacking away at the garland again. Accidentally cutting him would be the worst thing. ]
We should be known for being free and having fun.
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[ why just four, who knows. ]
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I can think of four, too, but tell me yours?
[ Chiyo wants to know. ]
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Eating the most gingerbread cookies in the span of five minutes, being really rich, not having to deal with Retrospec bullshit, and being the first person to punch the sun and live.
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[ What did it do to you, Karkat?
Chiyo bites her lip. Almost there to freeing Karkat...! ]
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[ besides allow them all to live on this planet. ]
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[ There's no science here. ]
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It also gives you skin cancer.
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That's what sunblock is for! The sun makes plants grow!
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[ he's arguing for the sake of arguing at this point. ]
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[ This is not the point Chiyo should pick up and go with. ]
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[ the sun isn't sentient. ]
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[ What kind of argument is this ]
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[ i don't know ]
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She decides to work on completely cutting through the garlands while thinking of a response. ]
Um, if our sun has a solar system, I think those other stars have solar systems, too, probably? I'm not great at science, so I don't really know how it works, but... I don't think any stars really... flaunt their rays? But that could just be me....?
[ She's trying to be very careful with her words. ]
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[ he says this so seriously, as if daring her not to look up. ]
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[ She shields her eyes so she's not directly looking at the sun, but she looks up, as directed. ]
I see the sun shining and some clouds.
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[ he sounds very smug. ]
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[ The sun is now a living thing with feelings because of this argument. ]
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[ and he is just going to
flip off the sun. ]
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[ what is he doing in january
how is he handling the dome ]
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Ha! I fucking dare it to leave us. That'll be all that bloated ball of gas would ever be good for.
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[ SNIP. The garlands all fall down to ground, away from them. ]
Oh, we're free!
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[ he immediately gets up and stretches out his limbs. ]
That's a goddamn safety hazard. We could have broken our necks tripping on it.
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