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Ye-- wait.

[ give him a moment.

he actually gets up on his knees and like... crawls so that he is now sitting in front of dave instead of next to him. karkat looks scandalized? ]

We're not getting married?

No? What you did was not actually proposing and what you did re the ferris wheel was not actually asking me out?

[ like he joked about a big proposal but apparently he at least wants a ring and the usual thing???? wow???? ]

And also I think maybe that should like, chronologically come after other shit? I dunno.

[ that is very alienist of you dave maybe trolls propose without rings hdu

karkat still looks deeply offended because wow?? he was prepared to be mr. karkat strider??? jk he would force dave to tae his name. dave strider-vantas. he probably doesn't even know about the whole changing your surname part of marriage so this is a useless point.

what he does do, however, is crawl onto dave's lap because he's a shit and also fuck u dave. ]

Want to kiss me on the ferris wheel?

[ clearly he needs to ask dirk and-or rose what dave might consider a "proper" proposal. either would do because it would be hilarious. clearly.

dave doesn't actually protest the whole lap situation but just lets his hands go to either side of karkat's waist, absently steadying him.

he's actually quiet for a moment or two before answering. ]

Not really a request for a date still, but yeah, obviously.

[ dave is an asshole sometimes, news at eleven. his lips just barely tilt upwards into smile mode. ]

[ lbr anything they tell him would probably be a thing he'd refuse to do. marriage is a struggle.

karkat rolls his eyes at dave's reply. he kind of did see that coming and yet he still allowed himself to walk into it. ]

Fine. Would you like to go on a date with me where we will, presumably, kiss on a ferris wheel?

[ the ferris wheel isn't even a thing yet why ]

[ they'd probably actually tell him stuff dave would want, though, OOPS ]

Ok. But I'm not lettin' you get handsy with me up there, because I'm a proper lady.

[ is karkat really sure he wants to go on a date with dave. ]

[ the life os a tsundere is a struggle ]

You were talking about wanting to do explicit sexual activities with me earlier. How fucking ladylike.

[ yeah he hasn't forgotten that conversation!!!!!! ]

I said you shouldn't assume I didn't want to, because y'know what they say about assumptions? It makes you an ass, Karkat. Do you really wanna be two buttcheeks.

[ yeah well he isn't having that conversation!!!! ]

I mean you can pull it off sometimes with your like, scary rage face, that is a tightass face if I ever saw one.

[ you mean the face he is making right now????

instead of immediately replying, though, karkat leans in and presses his lips against dave's. it's a hard kiss, but also fairly short. ]

Then kiss my ass, Strider.

[ yes that is the face, dave is so good at inspiring it. he kind of laughs through the kiss. ]

Maybe later. Movie now? Um. Unless you think the conversation re: non sexual shit is not "closed"?

[ he kisses dave again. it is much more chaste this time. and then he just slides off dave's lap, settling back down at his side. ]

We can watch your movie.

Ok, Ferris Bueller. You will absolutely think this is the dumbest thing ever, so, like. Thanks. For watching it with me.

[ karkat is allowed to complain the whole movie but ig they will do that. the watching he movie thing.

still...sitting on the floor goddamnit ]

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