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[alienates]

KARKAT VANTAS

I probably do not give a fuck.

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[alienates]

Ow! You fucking gremlin, do you want to be punted?

[ UNFORTUNATELY he cannot retaliate as long as she's a kid, even if she's a fake kid. it'll still feel too weird. ]

[notbunaga]

...look, just let me hang out here a little bit. I'm going to meet up with my girlfriend once she finishes work and I'll be out of here for good.

[Hell of a thing to say after she kicked him in the shin.]

Everyone else I know is at work so this is my last resort.

[alienates]

The most surprising thing out of everything you just said was the fact that someone is actually willing to date you.

[ but fine he won't kick her out. primarily because he knows she'll find some other way to get even with him and that is a hassle to deal with as long as she's small. ]

[notbunaga]

Just because you can't appreciate me doesn't mean everyone else shares your bad taste.

[alienates]

There is literally nothing to appreciate here.

[ the common areas of the apartment are pretty sparsely decorated. there's a cat just chilling on a couch, staring at nobu. ]

[notbunaga]

[She is ignoring that because she looks around the room only to spot his cat and--]

Of course you're a cat person.

[alienates]

What's that supposed to mean.

[ he'll fight a fake ten year old for his cats. ]

[notbunaga]

Dogs are better.

[Se actually doesn't dislike cats but

It's karkat.]

[alienates]

[ likewise, he also has nothing against dogs, but he's petty. ]

Better at slobbering on everything you own, maybe.

[notbunaga]

At least my dog loves me.

[Debatable.]

[alienates]

Oh!

[ he nods his head. ]

That makes sense then. Your dog's your girlfriend.

[notbunaga]

[She kicks him in his other shin.]

You can insult me all you want but don't call my girlfriend a dog.

[Okay not what he meant... but still.]

[alienates]

Do you have any other reaction other than fucking violence?!

[ he says, as if he wouldn't kick her in the shin too if he could. ]

[notbunaga]

Maybe if you responded to anything other than violence.

[alienates]

I am pretty sure plenty of B movies villains have said that same exact line.

[notbunaga]

Oh yeah, getting kicked in the shins and having your cheeks pulled.

I'm true evil.

[alienates]

What if I was in desperate need of shin surgery? You could be fucking me up right now and you wouldn't even care.

[ he does not need shin surgery. ]

[notbunaga]

You would've complained about it already, so I think we're fine.

[alienates]

Maybe I don't like telling others about my pain.

[notbunaga]

Then start including me in that, will you?

[alienates]

It's hard when you are a direct fucking cause of it.

[notbunaga]

Well maybe if you weren't so unlikable I'd have no reason to bother you.

[alienates]

Hey. How does it feel to be so wrong all the time?

1/2

[notbunaga]

...

Let me find out for you.

[Goes onto her phone...]

[notbunaga]

[unsurprisingly he gets a text

it says...]

How does it feel to be so wrong all the time? Asking for what is quite literally the opposite of a friend.