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[alienates]

KARKAT VANTAS

I probably do not give a fuck.

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[constellates]

I'm lost now

[only now????]

are you just saying that I'm good with animals? (?・・)σ
or is this still about my romantic life
I rode some chocobos the other day with some people
is that what you're talking about
was that supposed to be a type of sign
or is it
I don't know

[she made her own confusion worse]

[alienates]

[ this entire conversation is a goddamn mess ]

That is not what I'm saying!!
Or well, I guess I'm saying it now? My cats like you I guess but I don't know how well cats liking you will translate to chocobos liking you?
Fuck I meant horses
Goddammit.
BUT NO, ANYA. It was a metaphor. You are metaphorically the small dog, that... looks like it might be a lab?
I don't fucking know. I'm not a canine expert.
But that's you. And whoever you might potentially date needs to be the HORSE, as in someone who is able to steer you in the right direction when you are about to die horribly.
Both a metaphorical and literal death, I guess. But more likely the metaphorical one in this case as this is, once again, a metaphor.

[constellates]

rom and com are so sweet, I love them too!! (^・ω・^ )
but oh I think I get it ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ karkat thinks that I need someone responsible and steadfast
that's probably true
I like to meet a lot of people and a lot of people get worried....
do you think they'll be less worried if I had a... horse-type person for a soulmate?

[horse-type]

[alienates]

As long as they don't actually look like a horse.
Bestiality is frowned upon in most circles.
But yeah?
Not someone too boring though or else they wouldn't be able to keep up with you.

[constellates]

Karkat!! (@_@) I would never!
but that's true... I wouldn't want anyone boring either
even though so far everyone I've met has been interesting in their own way (*´∀｀*)
maybe love will come for me soon (*≧∀≦*) wouldn't that be exciting?

[alienates]

You never know! I have to make sure.
Furries are becoming a lot more mainstream these days?
I wouldn't want to kinkshame my best goddamn friend now would I?
And I feel like if ~~love~~ comes for either of us it's gonna hit you first.

[constellates]

I guess that's thoughtful of you (・・;)
but no I can't say I feel particularly kinkshamed

[BUT WAIT. MORE IMPORTANTLY.]

you're saying I'm your best friend....?!
(((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))♡

[alienates]

If you don't feel it then it either isn't your kink or you feel so comfortable in it that someone's words don't phase you.

I never said that.

[constellates]

[WHY]

:;(∩´﹏`∩);: it's not my kink!!
Karkat don't make me say embarrassing things like that

[ugghhhhhh.]

"my best goddamn friend"
are you sure tho?! (*´-`) I want to be your best friend....

[alienates]

What.
Look, there comes a time in every person's life when they need to figure out what kinks they may or may not have.
And I just gave you a head start on that journey.
So you're welcome for that.

That is a highly coveted position.

[constellates]

why is everyone talking to me about weird things today (　ﾟдﾟ)
between you and yuri I'm starting to think it's a Valentine's Day thing
so odd!! ( ´△｀)

hmmm that's true (｡･ω･｡) ok!! I'll work harder to earn it

[alienates]

Wait. What is Yuri saying to you??

Don't work too hard.

[constellates]

maybe I shouldn't say
he might get embarrassed (｀・ω・´)
or maybe not considering his argument
(*´∀`)♪ you know maybe it's best just to forget

[have you ever read a message more concerning coming from Anya]

Anya will be unstoppable!! (๑>◡<๑)

[alienates]

You know that now I just want to go and ask him myself right??
If anything you made me from being only mildly curious to really fucking curious.

Anya you can be a little stoppable no one will hold it against you

[constellates]

well I guess you could ask yuri if you want... (⌒-⌒; )
but we were talking about dating and relationships and romance and sex for some reason
(・・?) I'm still not really sure how the topic went that way. very strange.

do you think something could stop me from becoming unstoppable? (　ﾟдﾟ)

[alienates]

OH
WELL
I GUESS IF YOU'RE DATING SOMEONE THEN SEX
COMES UP

[ for some reason talking about kinks is fine yet discussing actual sex and relationships with anya is not ]

IF SOMETHING CAN THEN WHATEVER THAT THING IS IS PROBABLY THE MOST POWERFUL OF US ALL.

[constellates]

wait what? Σ('◉⌓◉’)
yuri and I aren't dating at all
or doing any of that wait please don't misunderstand karkat no!!!
((((；ﾟДﾟ)))))))

[WHAT IS HAPPENING]

[alienates]

YOU SAID THAT HE'S ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO GOT YOU A GIFT FOR VALENTINE'S RIGHT?

[constellates]

no I got him something
but we'll probably go buy discount chocolates tomorrow
:;(∩´﹏`∩);:
please don't assume so much, yuri barely recognizes that we're friends

LMAO I ACCIDENTALLY TROLL FONTED YOU i knew this would happen 1 day

[alienates]

Soooooo
Why were you talking about sex?

I JUST ACCEPTED IT

[constellates]

that's what I wanted to know (*´-`)
it's weird isn't it?? but yuri didn't believe me
we were talking about how evening dates are more romantic though (*´ω｀*)
not for us to go on one!! but in general....

he was so passionate about the topic he just switched fonts

[alienates]

Well.
Would you go on an evening date with Yuri.

i can't believe sex makes karkat trollfont

[constellates]

a romantic date? (・ω・｀) probably not
it's not like I want to kiss him or anything
but a friend date in the evening? yes! of course! (๑>◡<๑) I adore yuri

i can't believe you made me read that with my own two eyes

[alienates]

A friend date in the evening that does not include sex.
Got it.

revenge is fine

[constellates]

[and Anya thinks that makes sense! so she leaves the conversation mostly thinking about how she wants to be karkat's best friend

but then the evening happened and then

Hours Later]

update: yuri and I are going stargazing (´∀｀*)

[anya the unstoppable]