1) yes, actually! do i know you? :o 2) well yes and thats not exactly elegant, is it? but there was nothing else :( it was a pretty wacky day! 3) ew 4) huh........ that is pretty peculiar! was it for the same person?? i wonder if she changed her number
1) We go to school together. 2) I cannot believe the mac and cheese was only the tip of the carbohydrate iceberg. 3) There's probably nothing nothing else to say on this matter so I'm dropping 3. 4) Unless your friend also enjoys clubbing then probably not. Anyway, this has been my phone number since I moved here.
1) oh! hi! whats your name??? obviously you have mine heheh so it would only be fair :) 2) oh jeez no......i havent eaten since then and i dont want to either lol but my day just got progressively worse! 4) no i dont think she does but im sorry for the confusion! although maybe it was a happy mistake in the end haha especially if we know each other!
1) Jade, it's Vantas. 2) That's a..... shame? I am pretty sure I am supposed to attempt to comfort you here but I have no fucking clue how to do that so let's just pretend that I did an unbelievable job at consoling you after your god awful day. 4) I don't care that much. I just never had a wrong text sent to me in my life so getting two in a row was bizarre.
actually i would suggest oranges!!!! those are my favorite fruit but you dont ever need to bribe me karkat, if you ever need something you can just ask me i tend to get pretty busy but that does not mean i wouldnt help you out anytime i can
Orange is an interesting choice but ok. I will keep that in mind. Although I am fairly sure I probably will not need to bribe you any time soon but don't quote me on that.
Ok are you telling me that when you go to the store and they have free samples and some of those free samples include cheese chunks that you aren't going to get all "Holy fuck! Free cheese chunks!" And eat like ten? Absolutely no one can resist them, Wolf.
Oh my god. Jade, listen. The cheese is already out of its wrapping. They aren't going to make any money from this cheese they have out on display because they chose to put it there. And if you don't take it, either someone else will OR it will go bad and they just wasted perfectly good cheese for no reason. Eat the chunks.
nooo karkat if you eat some of one and some of the other then you will leave some for other people! plus i think it would be a shame to leave cookies and cheese unsampled
No one is going to eat half a cookie, Jade! Look maybe those other people who are coming after you should have arrived sooner? They should have better timing.
you thought i meant to take a bite of a cookie and put it back??? hehehe that seems more than a little unsanitary, eating after strangers that is i mean some cheese and some cookies! then you will get full off both of them which should leave some for everyone :)
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2) well yes and thats not exactly elegant, is it? but there was nothing else :( it was a pretty wacky day!
3) ew
4) huh........ that is pretty peculiar! was it for the same person?? i wonder if she changed her number
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2) I cannot believe the mac and cheese was only the tip of the carbohydrate iceberg.
3) There's probably nothing nothing else to say on this matter so I'm dropping 3.
4) Unless your friend also enjoys clubbing then probably not. Anyway, this has been my phone number since I moved here.
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2) oh jeez no......i havent eaten since then and i dont want to either lol but my day just got progressively worse!
4) no i dont think she does but im sorry for the confusion! although maybe it was a happy mistake in the end haha especially if we know each other!
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2) That's a..... shame? I am pretty sure I am supposed to attempt to comfort you here but I have no fucking clue how to do that so let's just pretend that I did an unbelievable job at consoling you after your god awful day.
4) I don't care that much. I just never had a wrong text sent to me in my life so getting two in a row was bizarre.
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hello karkat! i just added you to my contacts list :D
well i guess this one wasnt so bad was it?
even if its kind of embarrassing you know how much mac and cheese i ate >_>
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I mean if I leave this conversation with anything it's the knowledge that if I ever need to bribe you with anything, mac and cheese is the way to go.
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those are my favorite fruit
but you dont ever need to bribe me karkat, if you ever need something you can just ask me
i tend to get pretty busy but that does not mean i wouldnt help you out anytime i can
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I will keep that in mind.
Although I am fairly sure I probably will not need to bribe you any time soon but don't quote me on that.
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you dont need to bribe me :p
whats your favorite fruit?
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Uhhhh
Strawberries are ok? Is mango a fruit?
Shit I'm not sure.
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technically avocados are as well!
fruit are pretty tasty so i understand however :D
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Or is there a fruit called guacamole or something fuck I don't even know.
Guacado???
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its also pretty yummy in salads and with cheese chunks!
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is that your weakness??? cheese!
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"Holy fuck! Free cheese chunks!"
And eat like ten?
Absolutely no one can resist them, Wolf.
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those are free for me but they cost the business so i try not to
although sometimes......
ill eat too hehehe >_>;;
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Jade, listen.
The cheese is already out of its wrapping.
They aren't going to make any money from this cheese they have out on display because they chose to put it there.
And if you don't take it, either someone else will OR it will go bad and they just wasted perfectly good cheese for no reason.
Eat the chunks.
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[ ....says the one who opened this with "i ate a quart of mac and cheese"? ]
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Just take it Jade. Accept the cheese.
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maybe i want the cookie samples
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Wolf, you can't pick one or the other.
You are either pro-free samples or against them.
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plus i think it would be a shame to leave cookies and cheese unsampled
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Look maybe those other people who are coming after you should have arrived sooner?
They should have better timing.
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hehehe
that seems more than a little unsanitary, eating after strangers that is
i mean some cheese and some cookies!
then you will get full off both of them which should leave some for everyone :)
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