( Strange. Haven't people been talking about getting these? You'll find a delivery from Retrospec at your home, or at some place you often frequent. Thank you, says Retrospec. For all you do.
Inside the box there is a single feline plushie. Tied around its neck is a bit of ribbon with a note: ♥ From Yuri's Angels. There is nothing else. The box from Retrospec, the plush kitty, and that note.
Congratulations. You are the lucky mistaken recipient of a Yuri's Angel Cat Plush. What a wonderful day this must be!!! )
[ after all of the furry discussions this kind of feels like a call out post tbh??
karkat stares at the plush and then at the box. he considers that this might just be another weird retrospec thing, but he does not feel that odd sense of attachment to this small cat like he did the last time he got something from the company. huh.
he then squints at what's on the ribbon. HUH. he only knows one yuri. ]
He is such a fucking furry. [ he says, while filming his cats swat at the plush's tail. he's going to send the video to yuri. ]
Let me guess. It also had something with my name on it. Yuri's Angels? That's rude and I resent it, please send another cat video it's more entertaining than the rest of my homework.
Wait does it actually have something to do with you then??
[ he sends another video. this time there's only one cat in it because the other one seems to have fucked off somewhere, and he is balancing on top of the plush. he looks up at the camera and meows. ]
Considering I've never heard of "Yuri's Angels" in my life I hope to hell not. I didn't get anything. This is more like Retrospec decided to troll a bunch of you on behalf of a fictional group of people calling themselves angels belonging to someone named Yuri who may or may not be me.
( ugh that's... so cute? freaking. cats are great. one day, he too will have a cat. that will be the most freaking fantastic day. IT IS NOT HERE YET but he likes to imagine it'll be true sooner rather than later.
his thanks is a screencap of the cat perched on top of the plush with a monocle on and a tiny top hat. there's also a bubble pipe. why? who cares. )
You're the only Yuri I know, and you also like cats. Do you want mine? Maybe you'll feel a connection. Except I think Rom likes it so I probably can't give it away now.
[ karkat immediately saves the picture and sets it as his profile pic. ]
No I don't need more things around the apartment. It's cute but not that cute. Rom can keep it.
( that's a lie the truth is he doesn't want to deprive a cat of something it enjoys.
well, the other truth is he doesn't want more plushies around his apartment, since they don't mean anything to him (until he's by one, then he feels weirdly attracted to it, in a whole "this feels familiar" way) and it creeps him out having the whole "yuri's angels" thing going on. )
Can you flip people off with kitty paws? These are important things I must know. If not then I am highly disappointed in whoever makes these things up.
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Inside the box there is a single feline plushie. Tied around its neck is a bit of ribbon with a note: ♥ From Yuri's Angels. There is nothing else. The box from Retrospec, the plush kitty, and that note.
Congratulations. You are the lucky mistaken recipient of a Yuri's Angel Cat Plush. What a wonderful day this must be!!! )
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karkat stares at the plush and then at the box. he considers that this might just be another weird retrospec thing, but he does not feel that odd sense of attachment to this small cat like he did the last time he got something from the company. huh.
he then squints at what's on the ribbon. HUH. he only knows one yuri. ]
He is such a fucking furry. [ he says, while filming his cats swat at the plush's tail. he's going to send the video to yuri. ]
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y/n question was this a retrospec thing
part 2: are you enjoying taunting me with cats tonight
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Imagine me slamming down the Y button multiple times for part 2.
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That's rude and I resent it, please send another cat video it's more entertaining than the rest of my homework.
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[ he sends another video. this time there's only one cat in it because the other one seems to have fucked off somewhere, and he is balancing on top of the plush. he looks up at the camera and meows. ]
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( ugh that's... so cute? freaking. cats are great. one day, he too will have a cat. that will be the most freaking fantastic day. IT IS NOT HERE YET but he likes to imagine it'll be true sooner rather than later.
his thanks is a screencap of the cat perched on top of the plush with a monocle on and a tiny top hat. there's also a bubble pipe. why? who cares. )
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Do you want mine? Maybe you'll feel a connection.
Except I think Rom likes it so I probably can't give it away now.
[ karkat immediately saves the picture and sets it as his profile pic. ]
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( that's a lie the truth is he doesn't want to deprive a cat of something it enjoys.
well, the other truth is he doesn't want more plushies around his apartment, since they don't mean anything to him (until he's by one, then he feels weirdly attracted to it, in a whole "this feels familiar" way) and it creeps him out having the whole "yuri's angels" thing going on. )
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You just signed a contract and Rom is our witness.
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Ok wow, gonna stop myself right there.
No more furry puns.
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You are bringing it back
Why are you bringing it back
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That you started when you began the furry pun initiative!
So, really, this is your fault.
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Tell me how are the hairballs in hell
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What does ass taste like because I assume they'd be just like that only burning.
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:)
[ he only knows how to do passive aggressive smileys ]
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:3
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If you always do what's expected then what's the point??
>:3
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Or else what's the point??
(*ΦωΦ*)
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They're there to be passive aggressive in an internet friendly way!
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Look how aesthetically pleasing the cute is.
(ㅇㅅㅇ❀)
Versus the passive aggressive bullshit smilie.
ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
You can PA with kitty paws.
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These are important things I must know.
If not then I am highly disappointed in whoever makes these things up.
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