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KARKAT VANTAS

I probably do not give a fuck.

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[notbunaga]

Shut up!

[Someone does actually...notice...so she ends up rushing towards him, past him, and into his apartment.

She is not getting dragged off by some well meaning adult.]

[alienates]

[ he snorts, and looks towards the person. ]

I'll take care of it.

[ and he will follow her in. ]

You sound like someone who has been dragged to police stations often the last few days.

[notbunaga]

No, but I've gotten enough "oh where're your parents sweetie" or "oh do you need me to bring you home" from enough people to know it'd happen.

[If Karkat was within strangling distance she'd strangle him.]

[alienates]

[ thankfully, karkat is a kind and caring individual who sympathizes with her plight.

lmao just kidding, he's laughing. ]

[notbunaga]

[well, it's a good thing aki is the type of person to see the bright side of things and find humour in life. She's not afraid to laugh at herself from time to time.

Just kidding she kicks in him the shin, hard.]

[alienates]

Ow! You fucking gremlin, do you want to be punted?

[ UNFORTUNATELY he cannot retaliate as long as she's a kid, even if she's a fake kid. it'll still feel too weird. ]

[notbunaga]

...look, just let me hang out here a little bit. I'm going to meet up with my girlfriend once she finishes work and I'll be out of here for good.

[Hell of a thing to say after she kicked him in the shin.]

Everyone else I know is at work so this is my last resort.

[alienates]

The most surprising thing out of everything you just said was the fact that someone is actually willing to date you.

[ but fine he won't kick her out. primarily because he knows she'll find some other way to get even with him and that is a hassle to deal with as long as she's small. ]

[notbunaga]

Just because you can't appreciate me doesn't mean everyone else shares your bad taste.

[alienates]

There is literally nothing to appreciate here.

[ the common areas of the apartment are pretty sparsely decorated. there's a cat just chilling on a couch, staring at nobu. ]

[notbunaga]

[She is ignoring that because she looks around the room only to spot his cat and--]

Of course you're a cat person.

[alienates]

What's that supposed to mean.

[ he'll fight a fake ten year old for his cats. ]

[notbunaga]

Dogs are better.

[Se actually doesn't dislike cats but

It's karkat.]

[alienates]

[ likewise, he also has nothing against dogs, but he's petty. ]

Better at slobbering on everything you own, maybe.

[notbunaga]

At least my dog loves me.

[Debatable.]

[alienates]

Oh!

[ he nods his head. ]

That makes sense then. Your dog's your girlfriend.

[notbunaga]

[She kicks him in his other shin.]

You can insult me all you want but don't call my girlfriend a dog.

[Okay not what he meant... but still.]

[alienates]

Do you have any other reaction other than fucking violence?!

[ he says, as if he wouldn't kick her in the shin too if he could. ]

[notbunaga]

Maybe if you responded to anything other than violence.

[alienates]

I am pretty sure plenty of B movies villains have said that same exact line.

[notbunaga]

Oh yeah, getting kicked in the shins and having your cheeks pulled.

I'm true evil.

[alienates]

What if I was in desperate need of shin surgery? You could be fucking me up right now and you wouldn't even care.

[ he does not need shin surgery. ]

[notbunaga]

You would've complained about it already, so I think we're fine.

[alienates]

Maybe I don't like telling others about my pain.

[notbunaga]

Then start including me in that, will you?