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KARKAT VANTAS

I probably do not give a fuck.

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[catsudon]

Dude
Seriously
That's pretty obviously a colouring book
The only blank thing here is the look I just gave my phone

[alienates]

Fuck you.
The page the cat is chewing on is blank.

[catsudon]

Pages have two sides
It's amazing I know but it's also true
Try flipping through sometime I'm sure you'll be astounded

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[catsudon]

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[catsudon]

( i will, however, point out by now Yuri has managed to achieve clothing, a shower that no longer runs, and has started mopping up the floor with a rag and lazy coasting around with his foot.

for completion's sake )

[alienates]

[ if only karkat could know the full dedication that went into that cat meme, especially considering how now this entire conversation is just. cats. ]

1/2

[catsudon]

( but that would be catching him up on the context; who does that? )

2/2

[catsudon]

( grumpy cat reminds him of certain things he's... done lately. and it's out of curiosity knowing that he doesn't actually care if this gets a response or not that he sends a second text soon after the first: )

sidenote, but have you ever heard of an app called retrospec?

[alienates]

That thing just suddenly appeared on my phone earlier today.
Is it a virus or a scam or something??

[catsudon]

Dunno. It won't let itself stay deleted, it installs across platforms, it comes pre-loaded with our names and all that shit. What kind of virus goes that far?

[alienates]

One programmed by someone in it for the long haul?
I don't fucking know.
But it can't be just a normal app.

[catsudon]

Normal apps don't log you in on whatever technology you happen to be sitting at, so yeah, agreed. At least nothing else does without syncing first.

[alienates]

Wouldn't you already need the program on whatever the fuck else for it to even sync to?
So this is just downloading itself onto whatever you use.

[catsudon]

Yes, and yes. I mean my phone wifi wasn't even on, then bam! It's on my laptop. And Vitya — anyway, this guy I know was using a disconnected phone that wasn't hooked up to anything. I don't know if it even had battery power, but as soon as he was holding it? He was texting on Retrospec.

[alienates]

Have you heard of technology like this?
I mean shit, you'd think this kind of thing would be in a sci-fi or spy movie, not real life.

[catsudon]

Before now? No. I guess things could be on the cloud, but that doesn't explain powering dead batteries or connecting to networks when it shouldn't be possible.
Sci-fi is fine in movies, but I swear, if we wake up covered in goo in tiny pods surrounded by hundreds of thousands of the same thing

( #matrixlives )

[alienates]

Well something is definitely going on here.
It could be a government conspiracy but immediately leaping to that conclusion is really cliche?
So let's strike off government conspiracy from the list.

[catsudon]

Too effective and fast moving for government anyway. Private corporation? Mad tech scientists?
It's a "social" app, that reads like experimentation from the start. Really weird social experimentation, but who knows?

[alienates]

Maybe they're testing out how we react to obviously weird shit.
I mean, we think it's suspicious as fuck and yet we're still using it.

[catsudon]

The notifications make it hard to ignore, but look, we're not using it now.
Not wrong though.
There's a lot of chatter going on there, and none of it's locked afaik.

[alienates]

*Can* you even lock it?

[catsudon]

I don't now, I can't find a setting and I'm not techie enough to have coded something to try and work with it.
Have you tried?

[alienates]

Yeah.
I got nothing.
And I don't know who the fuck would know about this stuff.

[ the problem with having like no friends: this shit. ]