what kind of question is that? (´,,•ω•,,) of course I want to find love too but well love is supposed to be that fluttering feeling right? or when the music changes when you lock eyes with someone I haven't found that yet either.... too bad but maybe someday! (〃▽〃)
Ok see, you're the puppy here. Running around, doing whatever the fuck it is that puppies do. Except as a human because there are certain things that dogs do that I really hope you don't copy? Anyway. You need a horse to herd you. Like the horses do in this classic commercial. You need someone to make sure you don't get eaten by a wolf because you are all over the damn place and do not know how to stop.
Actually holy shit. Holy shit? Have you ever seen those book series that were all about friendship with horses? Not chocobos. Jesus Christ I can't believe those stupid chickens just completely ruined my very honest and true point I made about your romantic life. What the fuck. But anyway, you could be the main character of one of those books.
are you just saying that I'm good with animals? (?・・)σ or is this still about my romantic life I rode some chocobos the other day with some people is that what you're talking about was that supposed to be a type of sign or is it I don't know
That is not what I'm saying!! Or well, I guess I'm saying it now? My cats like you I guess but I don't know how well cats liking you will translate to chocobos liking you? Fuck I meant horses Goddammit. BUT NO, ANYA. It was a metaphor. You are metaphorically the small dog, that... looks like it might be a lab? I don't fucking know. I'm not a canine expert. But that's you. And whoever you might potentially date needs to be the HORSE, as in someone who is able to steer you in the right direction when you are about to die horribly. Both a metaphorical and literal death, I guess. But more likely the metaphorical one in this case as this is, once again, a metaphor.
rom and com are so sweet, I love them too!! (^・ω・^ ) but oh I think I get it ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ karkat thinks that I need someone responsible and steadfast that's probably true I like to meet a lot of people and a lot of people get worried.... do you think they'll be less worried if I had a... horse-type person for a soulmate?
As long as they don't actually look like a horse. Bestiality is frowned upon in most circles. But yeah? Not someone too boring though or else they wouldn't be able to keep up with you.
Karkat!! (@_@) I would never! but that's true... I wouldn't want anyone boring either even though so far everyone I've met has been interesting in their own way (*´∀｀*) maybe love will come for me soon (*≧∀≦*) wouldn't that be exciting?
You never know! I have to make sure. Furries are becoming a lot more mainstream these days? I wouldn't want to kinkshame my best goddamn friend now would I? And I feel like if ~~love~~ comes for either of us it's gonna hit you first.
What. Look, there comes a time in every person's life when they need to figure out what kinks they may or may not have. And I just gave you a head start on that journey. So you're welcome for that.
well I guess you could ask yuri if you want... (⌒-⌒; ) but we were talking about dating and relationships and romance and sex for some reason (・・?) I'm still not really sure how the topic went that way. very strange.
do you think something could stop me from becoming unstoppable? ( ﾟдﾟ)
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but well
love is supposed to be that fluttering feeling right? or when the music changes when you lock eyes with someone
I haven't found that yet either.... too bad
but maybe someday! (〃▽〃)
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You know what you need?
Someone who is really good at herding cats.
Or herding puppies I guess since you're more like one of those than a cat.
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(・・。)ゞ what does that even mean
[should she feel insulted
she doesn't but should she]
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Ok see, you're the puppy here.
Running around, doing whatever the fuck it is that puppies do.
Except as a human because there are certain things that dogs do that I really hope you don't copy?
Anyway. You need a horse to herd you. Like the horses do in this classic commercial.
You need someone to make sure you don't get eaten by a wolf because you are all over the damn place and do not know how to stop.
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on the other:
anya is so gullible she believes this entirely
also you're lucky she remembers what the original commercial used to look like because]
ooohhh!!! (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ I need a horse!
but all the horses are Chocobos now
so maybe I should just find a Chocobo
giant chickens are fun too ヾ(｡･ω･)ｼ
[too literal
SHE TOOK IT TOO LITERALLY]
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Holy shit?
Have you ever seen those book series that were all about friendship with horses?
Not chocobos.
Jesus Christ I can't believe those stupid chickens just completely ruined my very honest and true point I made about your romantic life. What the fuck.
But anyway, you could be the main character of one of those books.
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[only now????]
are you just saying that I'm good with animals? (?・・)σ
or is this still about my romantic life
I rode some chocobos the other day with some people
is that what you're talking about
was that supposed to be a type of sign
or is it
I don't know
[she made her own confusion worse]
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That is not what I'm saying!!
Or well, I guess I'm saying it now? My cats like you I guess but I don't know how well cats liking you will translate to chocobos liking you?
Fuck I meant horses
Goddammit.
BUT NO, ANYA. It was a metaphor. You are metaphorically the small dog, that... looks like it might be a lab?
I don't fucking know. I'm not a canine expert.
But that's you. And whoever you might potentially date needs to be the HORSE, as in someone who is able to steer you in the right direction when you are about to die horribly.
Both a metaphorical and literal death, I guess. But more likely the metaphorical one in this case as this is, once again, a metaphor.
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but oh I think I get it ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ karkat thinks that I need someone responsible and steadfast
that's probably true
I like to meet a lot of people and a lot of people get worried....
do you think they'll be less worried if I had a... horse-type person for a soulmate?
[horse-type]
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Bestiality is frowned upon in most circles.
But yeah?
Not someone too boring though or else they wouldn't be able to keep up with you.
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but that's true... I wouldn't want anyone boring either
even though so far everyone I've met has been interesting in their own way (*´∀｀*)
maybe love will come for me soon (*≧∀≦*) wouldn't that be exciting?
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Furries are becoming a lot more mainstream these days?
I wouldn't want to kinkshame my best goddamn friend now would I?
And I feel like if ~~love~~ comes for either of us it's gonna hit you first.
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but no I can't say I feel particularly kinkshamed
[BUT WAIT. MORE IMPORTANTLY.]
you're saying I'm your best friend....?!
(((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))♡
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I never said that.
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:;(∩´﹏`∩);: it's not my kink!!
Karkat don't make me say embarrassing things like that
[ugghhhhhh.]
"my best goddamn friend"
are you sure tho?! (*´-`) I want to be your best friend....
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Look, there comes a time in every person's life when they need to figure out what kinks they may or may not have.
And I just gave you a head start on that journey.
So you're welcome for that.
That is a highly coveted position.
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between you and yuri I'm starting to think it's a Valentine's Day thing
so odd!! ( ´△｀)
hmmm that's true (｡･ω･｡) ok!! I'll work harder to earn it
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Don't work too hard.
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he might get embarrassed (｀・ω・´)
or maybe not considering his argument
(*´∀`)♪ you know maybe it's best just to forget
[have you ever read a message more concerning coming from Anya]
Anya will be unstoppable!! (๑>◡<๑)
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If anything you made me from being only mildly curious to really fucking curious.
Anya you can be a little stoppable no one will hold it against you
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but we were talking about dating and relationships and romance and sex for some reason
(・・?) I'm still not really sure how the topic went that way. very strange.
do you think something could stop me from becoming unstoppable? ( ﾟдﾟ)
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WELL
I GUESS IF YOU'RE DATING SOMEONE THEN SEX
COMES UP
[ for some reason talking about kinks is fine yet discussing actual sex and relationships with anya is not ]
IF SOMETHING CAN THEN WHATEVER THAT THING IS IS PROBABLY THE MOST POWERFUL OF US ALL.
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yuri and I aren't dating at all
or doing any of that wait please don't misunderstand karkat no!!!
((((；ﾟДﾟ)))))))
[WHAT IS HAPPENING]
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LMAO I ACCIDENTALLY TROLL FONTED YOU i knew this would happen 1 day
I JUST ACCEPTED IT
he was so passionate about the topic he just switched fonts
i can't believe sex makes karkat trollfont
i can't believe you made me read that with my own two eyes
revenge is fine
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