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KARKAT VANTAS

I probably do not give a fuck.

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[alienates]

Oh my god
Yuuko
WHO

[ghostories]

do you want a hint?
ps a hint costs 1 pizza

[alienates]

A slice of pizza or an entire pizza?
Ugh whatever TELL ME THE HINT

[ghostories]

so demanding!
alright

[ She sends him a selfie of her wearing someone's trademark yellow scarf. ]

he lent me his scarf... ♥
anyway
even if i gave you a name, i bet you wouldn't know who he was!
he doesn't go to our school

[alienates]

[ karkat is not making the connection because he has (presumably?? it was handwaved) met ryoji in person like once so that is not enough times to immediately connect the scarf to him.

this is the worst hint. he cannot believe he wasted a pizza on something that told him nothing. ]

I know plenty of people who don't go to our school.
Try me!

[ghostories]

it'll cost you more pizzas

[alienates]

I guess we are throwing a one person pizza party!!!
I'll even include the party hats.
WHO????

[ghostories]

[ wait, she's calculating the pizzas in her head.

okay, this is fine. ]

ryoji mochizuki

[alienates]

HOLY SHIT
The love guy?!?!

[ghostories]

the love guy?
did something happen between you two? lol
he does say that sort of thing a lot!

[alienates]

Yeah we had a thing.
Not a thing thing in that kind of thing way
A thing where he kept telling me about how great love is and then tried to teach me how to say I love you and invited me out for pastries.

[ghostories]

lol
well isn't that how our conversations go?
idk why you're so surprised
he's just being nice!

[ let's forget how she threatened ryoji with murder if he ever got within a foot radius of anya ]

[alienates]

Alright but the two of us have been friends for a while now and that was literally the first time i have ever spoke to him.

[ YEAH KARKAT HAS QUESTIONS since anya mentioned to him that ryoji said he liked her??

karkat is so out of the loop here. ]

[ghostories]

he's super nice
maybe too nice
but he doesn't have bad intentions
he only moved in a few months ago
i'm sure he'd love it if you could be his friend...

[ no one tell karkat anything.

Yuuko would, but she can't tell Nobu this.... It's too hard....]

[alienates]

I think he already decided that we were friends.

Ok important question: Who asked out who??

[ghostories]

me!!!!!!

is what i want to say, but...
um...
i'm not sure if we're dating?

[alienates]

Alright we are backing up here.
Whoop whoop whoop.
That is the sound of a semi-truck hitting the reverse pedal.
Yuuko, why aren't you sure if you're dating?
I, admittedly, am not an expert on asking people out but.... Let's start from the beginning here.

[ghostories]

[ because everything happens so much and yuuko is a mess ]

well
i see him and text him everyday
and i know i'm really important to him
but he hasn't called me his girlfriend
or even asked me to be
even though it feels like we're already at that point

[ but at least she has pizza. thanks, man. ]

what do you think?

[alienates]

I think you need to find out for sure.
Like it sounds like you might be but this is definitely the kind of thing where misunderstandings might happen??
If you don't want to just flat out ask him we could always attempt to be sneaky about finding out.

[ghostories]

[ she could always do the smart thing, but where's the fun in that ]

ooh, like a top secret mission?
i'm in!
so what's the plan?

[alienates]

You could always go on what would be a typical date-like situation and pay attention to what happens.
Even if he is super affectionate or whatever, if you're dating now then there should be somewhat of a difference between how he treated you before versus now.
Unless he truly is the smoothest fucker out there, in which case we will be in hard mode.

[ghostories]

i don't think he's that smooth, but...

[ how does she tell karkat that they started dating after only talking like, two or three times

maybe she shouldn't

yeah

that's a smart thing to do ]

what's hard mode?

[alienates]

Would you feel comfortable kissing him I guess??
Or doing any other really PDA shit.
I mean we know a lot of really PDA-y people who are just friends so this might not work that well but it's a good gauge.

[ghostories]

i think i've outkissed myself this month lol

[ I MEAN YEAH THERE'S YATO BUT no one needs to know she kissed Anya too. Yuuko doesn't want to be a kissing FIEND. ]

but i don't mind as long as it's not on the lips

[ she's been burned too many times... ]

[alienates]

[ YUUKO STOP KISSING EVERYONE ]

Cheek kisses can be romantic I guess.

[ karkat would blush and be flustered at just a cheek kiss tbh. ]