Yeah, it sounds like an obvious lie. If your personality wasn't so terrible I probably wouldn't have figured out it was really you so fast.
[ he's actually genuinely curious about this though. it doesn't seem like one of those weird city-wide events that retrospec does since so far, she's the only person he has seen who's like this? maybe it's powers? if it is a real, permanent physical change then it's the most... drastic one that he has seen. ]
[well, it's a good thing aki is the type of person to see the bright side of things and find humour in life. She's not afraid to laugh at herself from time to time.
The most surprising thing out of everything you just said was the fact that someone is actually willing to date you.
[ but fine he won't kick her out. primarily because he knows she'll find some other way to get even with him and that is a hassle to deal with as long as she's small. ]
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[ he's actually genuinely curious about this though. it doesn't seem like one of those weird city-wide events that retrospec does since so far, she's the only person he has seen who's like this? maybe it's powers? if it is a real, permanent physical change then it's the most... drastic one that he has seen. ]
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Yeah, well. I only came here to slap you in the face, not talk about stuff.
Stop trying to make me stick around just because you can't ask like a normal person.
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Who said anything about wanting you to stick around!? I just don't want to wake up tomorrow and suddenly be half my size.
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[She really doesn't have the high ground to make jokes like this but honestly.
Honestly.]
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Hey, there's a lost child here. We should probably call the cops so they can find her mommy.
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[Someone does actually...notice...so she ends up rushing towards him, past him, and into his apartment.
She is not getting dragged off by some well meaning adult.]
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I'll take care of it.
[ and he will follow her in. ]
You sound like someone who has been dragged to police stations often the last few days.
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[If Karkat was within strangling distance she'd strangle him.]
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lmao just kidding, he's laughing. ]
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Just kidding she kicks in him the shin, hard.]
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[ UNFORTUNATELY he cannot retaliate as long as she's a kid, even if she's a fake kid. it'll still feel too weird. ]
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[Hell of a thing to say after she kicked him in the shin.]
Everyone else I know is at work so this is my last resort.
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[ but fine he won't kick her out. primarily because he knows she'll find some other way to get even with him and that is a hassle to deal with as long as she's small. ]
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[ the common areas of the apartment are pretty sparsely decorated. there's a cat just chilling on a couch, staring at nobu. ]
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Of course you're a cat person.
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[ he'll fight a fake ten year old for his cats. ]
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[Se actually doesn't dislike cats but
It's karkat.]
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Better at slobbering on everything you own, maybe.
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[Debatable.]
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[ he nods his head. ]
That makes sense then. Your dog's your girlfriend.
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You can insult me all you want but don't call my girlfriend a dog.
[Okay not what he meant... but still.]
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[ he says, as if he wouldn't kick her in the shin too if he could. ]
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