[ at that, he makes a face. at least sing it right, you asshole?? if anything though, it also makes karkat pause long enough and stop singing as he wonders in disbelief how the fuck is this happening right now.
he snaps out of it, and hastily goes to do a different verse from a song. ]
It's just what I need, I'm not that easy as a matter of fact There's no room for lovin' stop that push and shovin' yeah Don't wanna know about that love thing Give me what I'm needing you know what I'm dreaming of Don't wanna know about that love thing...
[..and that's the point where Cutter bursts out laughing, shaking his head because he can't get enough air between his giggles to continue with their match.]
One moooment, dude, you're asking for just sex now?! That's way off the beginning mark!
[ now he does, in fact, look embarrassed. sometimes you go from love ballads to pop songs about propositioning for one night stands, it happens, leave him alone. ]
[He waits for Karkat to come to his conclusion with a patient grin although it's obvious he is just waiting to burst out laughing again. When he does he pats Karkat's back energetically.]
Foiled by the melody hiding the topic, huh? But don't worry, you really put up a good fight! I'm in your debt, I didn't have such a good time in a while!
[Sometimes you just need some mindless, shameless fun to chase away your spectors!]
You are acting as if we didn't just hit the top tier level of stupidity. We actually went over the top tier, we've not even on the scale anymore of ridiculousness.
[ now that they're done singing, it's really hitting him how embarrassing that whole show was. he rubs his face, his face red again.
Well, we could still try and see if we can nail Promiscious as well? I'm pretty sure you could do the male part really well!
[He grins at him happily, because it seems that Karkat understands. Things like these are about testing out your own limits and it seems like they both went far over what they thought theirs were! The next time they balk at something they can remember this night and use it as ammunition to keep themselves going!]
[ he says it completely seriously, as if his singing wasn't just god awful. he also won't admit that cutter's was better than his? he can be a child about a lot of things, and admitting when other people did better is one of those things. ]
[ this is the most surreal "bonding" experience karkat has had in his life. he makes a squawking sound when cutter actually smacks him back. ]
No. Singing is the most banned at all. It's a pretty taboo thing around these parts and if I spot you serenading again you have to go to jail and you can't collect $200.
Karkat. [ a pause. ] There's a story behind it before you ask and no I am not sharing it.
[ he rubs his face, hoping that it's not red anymore. it is a curse to be someone who gets worked up very easily, especially when that is the very first impression you make. ]
Car-cat? [The corners of his mouth twitch and his eyes wrinkle but he doesn't say anything. Cutter has gotten his own share of grief for his nickname so that he knows not to push it too far.
(It still sounds funny, though. Does that mean his friends get to call him Karkles? Oh no, damn, now he's tempted to ask!)]
Okay, no asking! Mine's story is pretty boring and easily explained, though. I'm Sharpe and I have a mean uppercut, add a class full of ten to sixteen year olds as clubmates to it and the name was pretty much done the moment I didn't silence the first one who called me that right away forever.
[He tilts his head and rubs the back of it, looking thoughtful for a second.]
Actually, I don't even remember who started it. I liked it because it was edgy and I was a kid and it stuck!
[Laughing brightly he raises his fist and offers it to Karkat for a bump.]
it's still weird, admittedly, since only within the past half year (when retrospec became a thing) that karkat started having friends that he can count on with more than just one hand. well, it's mostly weird that people want to be his friend. people who are overbearingly nice are strange creatures to him, and are extremely annoying, and yet most of his closest friends are like that.
so, you know. maybe not as annoying as he claims.
cutter will receive a lackluster fist bump. ]
Are you always this energetic because I'm exhausted.
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My make-up may be flaking
But my smile still stays on
yeah, the show must go on~
[Okay, he is doing this very freely now, but there's no way he's intoning Clowns or Black Parade.]
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he snaps out of it, and hastily goes to do a different verse from a song. ]
It's just what I need, I'm not that easy as a matter of fact
There's no room for lovin' stop that push and shovin' yeah
Don't wanna know about that love thing
Give me what I'm needing you know what I'm dreaming of
Don't wanna know about that love thing...
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One moooment, dude, you're asking for just sex now?! That's way off the beginning mark!
1/2
[ ah, wait.
he quickly goes over the song in his head, frowning as he mumbles along to the lyrics of this spice girls classic. ]
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[ now he does, in fact, look embarrassed. sometimes you go from love ballads to pop songs about propositioning for one night stands, it happens, leave him alone. ]
That one didn't count.
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Foiled by the melody hiding the topic, huh? But don't worry, you really put up a good fight! I'm in your debt, I didn't have such a good time in a while!
[Sometimes you just need some mindless, shameless fun to chase away your spectors!]
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[ now that they're done singing, it's really hitting him how embarrassing that whole show was. he rubs his face, his face red again.
god. they're both stupid. ]
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[He grins at him happily, because it seems that Karkat understands. Things like these are about testing out your own limits and it seems like they both went far over what they thought theirs were! The next time they balk at something they can remember this night and use it as ammunition to keep themselves going!]
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[ he says it completely seriously, as if his singing wasn't just god awful. he also won't admit that cutter's was better than his? he can be a child about a lot of things, and admitting when other people did better is one of those things. ]
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[He wriggles his eyebrows because he's sixteen and you cannot expect him to ignore an opening like that.]
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If one more word comes out of those lips I am going to murder you.
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If I'm not allowed to talk, than can I sing?
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No. Singing is the most banned at all. It's a pretty taboo thing around these parts and if I spot you serenading again you have to go to jail and you can't collect $200.
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[He won't point out that Karkat started the whole serenading thing just yet.]
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[ look.
karkat has no defense, but he'll be stubborn about this anyway. ]
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I only started singing because you asked me to and then you joined in as well! So it's your fault that both of us sang!
[A+ logic here!]
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[ that doesn't explain how carried away he got with it. ]
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Besides, you liked it!
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[ it's not that deep. ]
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Seriously? And I thought we were just fooling around. Going that far for your pride is pretty manly of you.
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[ he puffs up his chest. ]
Yeah it was pretty manly.
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[Oh dear. Looks like you've made a friend.]
My name's Cutter by the way. I mean, not really, it's Alan Sharpe, but it's my nickname y'know? So call me by it! What's yours?
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[ he rubs his face, hoping that it's not red anymore. it is a curse to be someone who gets worked up very easily, especially when that is the very first impression you make. ]
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(It still sounds funny, though. Does that mean his friends get to call him Karkles? Oh no, damn, now he's tempted to ask!)]
Okay, no asking! Mine's story is pretty boring and easily explained, though. I'm Sharpe and I have a mean uppercut, add a class full of ten to sixteen year olds as clubmates to it and the name was pretty much done the moment I didn't silence the first one who called me that right away forever.
[He tilts his head and rubs the back of it, looking thoughtful for a second.]
Actually, I don't even remember who started it. I liked it because it was edgy and I was a kid and it stuck!
[Laughing brightly he raises his fist and offers it to Karkat for a bump.]
Nice to meet you, bro!
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it's still weird, admittedly, since only within the past half year (when retrospec became a thing) that karkat started having friends that he can count on with more than just one hand. well, it's mostly weird that people want to be his friend. people who are overbearingly nice are strange creatures to him, and are extremely annoying, and yet most of his closest friends are like that.
so, you know. maybe not as annoying as he claims.
cutter will receive a lackluster fist bump. ]
Are you always this energetic because I'm exhausted.
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