I don't know. I heard that if you say something enough times then there's some kind of hidden meaning to it. And I can already see the resemblance? You are totally the book.
I am going to write out a nice list of shit that I want to do less than what you just said. 1. Light a firecracker up my asshole. 2. Sign up for literally any mailing list. 3. Nothing else. There is nothing else I want to do less than sink my teeth into you.
( i will, however, point out by now Yuri has managed to achieve clothing, a shower that no longer runs, and has started mopping up the floor with a rag and lazy coasting around with his foot.
( grumpy cat reminds him of certain things he's... done lately. and it's out of curiosity knowing that he doesn't actually care if this gets a response or not that he sends a second text soon after the first: )
sidenote, but have you ever heard of an app called retrospec?
Dunno. It won't let itself stay deleted, it installs across platforms, it comes pre-loaded with our names and all that shit. What kind of virus goes that far?
Yes, and yes. I mean my phone wifi wasn't even on, then bam! It's on my laptop. And Vitya — anyway, this guy I know was using a disconnected phone that wasn't hooked up to anything. I don't know if it even had battery power, but as soon as he was holding it? He was texting on Retrospec.
Before now? No. I guess things could be on the cloud, but that doesn't explain powering dead batteries or connecting to networks when it shouldn't be possible. Sci-fi is fine in movies, but I swear, if we wake up covered in goo in tiny pods surrounded by hundreds of thousands of the same thing
i am so thankful this is the first comment in my inbox
Wow.
Are you the book?
i'm still laughing, or crying
In spite of the times I've told you to bite me, I have yet to mean it literally.
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And I can already see the resemblance?
You are totally the book.
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Very flattering.
Very no.
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1. Light a firecracker up my asshole.
2. Sign up for literally any mailing list.
3. Nothing else. There is nothing else I want to do less than sink my teeth into you.
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Then I'm not the book and that's that
( #logic )
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It looks just like you!
Empty of any relevant information.
(Get it? Because it's blank.)
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Seriously
That's pretty obviously a colouring book
The only blank thing here is the look I just gave my phone
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The page the cat is chewing on is blank.
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It's amazing I know but it's also true
Try flipping through sometime I'm sure you'll be astounded
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( i will, however, point out by now Yuri has managed to achieve clothing, a shower that no longer runs, and has started mopping up the floor with a rag and lazy coasting around with his foot.
for completion's sake )
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1/2
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sidenote, but have you ever heard of an app called retrospec?
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Is it a virus or a scam or something??
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I don't fucking know.
But it can't be just a normal app.
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So this is just downloading itself onto whatever you use.
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I mean shit, you'd think this kind of thing would be in a sci-fi or spy movie, not real life.
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Sci-fi is fine in movies, but I swear, if we wake up covered in goo in tiny pods surrounded by hundreds of thousands of the same thing
( #matrixlives )
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1.2\\/2
........... 2/2 | a few days later
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