FIRST OF ALL, YOU WOULD JUST END UP FALLING ASLEEP OR START TEXTING DIRK HALFWAY THROUGH. DON'T EVEN PRETEND AS IF YOU PAY ANY ATTENTION TO MY MOVIES SECOND, I NEVER SAID IT WAS A ROMCOM.
[ MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE SAT ON THE COUCH THEN!!! ]
dude you watch like nothing but romcoms do i need to text dirk and ask him what romcoms have ferris wheels also you basically confirmed it more or less
your blatant crush on will smith is the only reason you did that and we both know it name one non will smith non romcom you have willingly watched on your own of your own free will
id mind you saying that if you had like any sort of taste in rap at all dirk knows whats up and he has taste so thats enough for me also i meant what are all these supposed nonroms you have seen *without* will smith fuck i have to stop doing that
[ let's acknowledge they're still in the same room and are just sitting together in front of the couch texting one another? dave like shifts to lean against karkat but keeps. texting. god ]
I AM GOING TO DROP KICK YOU OUT OF THE GODDAMN FERRIS WHEEL. ALSO BTW WHAT WOULD YOU EVEN DO IF I WAS LIKE "OH YEAH IT'S TOTALLY R RATED, YOUR FACE PADS WILL GO COMPLETELY RED AT THE IDEA." YOU TALK BIG BUT YOU ARE EASILY EMBARRASSED SO FUCK YOU.
fuck off i am not clearly it would depend on the r rated thing which i could totally handle ive been to the deepest bowels of the human internet karkat ive seen things
[ he literally blushed and flipped out at finding a playboy with dirk earlier this month. ]
DID YOU HAVE YOUR EYES CLOSED THE ENTIRE TIME? YOU CANNOT LIE TO ME, DAVE. I HAVE SEEN THE WAY YOUR EYES SHIFT NERVOUSLY ANY TIME A HUMAN MATING SCENE HAPPENS IN A MOVIE THAT YOU HAVEN'T FALLEN ASLEEP DURING YET. THE WAY YOU ARE SUDDENLY INTERESTED IN YOUR COMMUNICATOR INSTEAD OF WHATEVER IS GOING ON.
NOT THAT ANY OF THIS MATTERS BECAUSE NOTHING IS HAPPENING WITH THE FERRIS WHEEL.
you get *way* more flustered than me and also maybe i only react that way when im watching them with you maybe i dont even flinch when watching them with other people who are not rose addendum i hate watching that kinda shit with rose she always gets so rose honestly the english language has failed me here theres nothing that better sums up how rose gets than her name and literally nothing else lame
wow so youre not going to ride in a ferris wheel with me fine ill go with rose and kanaya
I AM JUST SAYING THAT MAYBE THEY WOULD ENJOY A NICE LITTLE FERRIS WHEEL RIDE WITH THE COMPANY OF EACH OTHER. WITH NO OTHER ADDITIONAL TAGALONGS. GO WITH SOMEONE ELSE ON IT!!
IS IT REALLY A CHALLENGE WHEN I ALREADY KNOW THAT I'M RIGHT?
because i am apparently not allowed to go with rose and dirk probably falls under the same clause jade isnt dating anyone therefore you cannot throw a fit about me interrupting someones date
how do you not get struck by lightning every five seconds serious life questions youre like the worst loser i know hands down you win at losing badly which vintage vantas shitfit should we direct our memories to at this point
I AM JUST SAYING THAT THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE YOU CAN GO WITH ON A FERRIS WHEEL? PLUS YOU ALREADY TOOK JADE TO THE DANCE SO IT IS ONLY FAIR FOR YOU TO THINK OF THE OTHER PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE.
USING EXAMPLES FROM MY PAST IS A SHITTY MOVE. I HAVE CHANGED AND HAVE MATURED SINCE THOSE DAYS, DAVE, AND I FUCKING REFUSE TO LET YOU USE MY PREVIOUS MISTAKES AGAINST ME. TAKE A WHIFF OF THIS PIE, DAVE. ITS FLAVOR IS HUMBLE AND I AM THE MASTER CHEF.
john isnt here also i bet itd be fun ive never actually been on one and i doubt she has either maybe i can make rose go with me too after she goes with kanaya
dude literally one of those days was last week probably how much can you have "changed" and "matured" in one week did you go to adult boot camp was kanaya counselor did she make you a camp tshirt
[ the fact that they are sitting next to each other is a mistake because karkat is just getting more and more exasperated at the conversation goes on. ]
OH REALLY!!!! YEAH SURE!!! GO ON THE FERRIS WHEEL WITH THEM THEN I GUESS THAT'S FINE!!!!
OH MAN, HOW DID YOU KNOW? WE ALSO HELD HANDS AND SANG SONGS. ONE OF THEM WAS TITLED, "HOW TO DEAL WITH THE FACT THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND CANNOT ADMIT THAT HE IS WRONG AND EMBARRASSING AND THAT HIS SHADES LOOK LAME." IT WAS PRETTY HEAVY STUFF.
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its ok i am getting distracted by everything
DON'T EVEN PRETEND AS IF YOU PAY ANY ATTENTION TO MY MOVIES
SECOND, I NEVER SAID IT WAS A ROMCOM.
[ MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE SAT ON THE COUCH THEN!!! ]
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do i need to text dirk and ask him what romcoms have ferris wheels
also you basically confirmed it more or less
[ YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SIT ON THE GROUND WITH HIM ]
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BOTH WILL SMITHS, BTW. AND HE HAS STARRED IN NON-ROMCOMS.
AND I CONFIRMED NOTHING?
[ HE'S TOO DISTRACTED BY THE TEXTING ]
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name one non will smith non romcom you have willingly watched on your own of your own free will
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ALL OF THEM?
HE IS A SUPERB ACTOR, DAVE. YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS THAT HE IS A BETTER RAPPER THAN YOU ARE.
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any sort of taste in rap at all
dirk knows whats up and he has taste so thats enough for me
also i meant what are all these supposed nonroms you have seen *without* will smith
fuck i have to stop doing that
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WHICH IS A MASTERPIECE BTW.
AND THAT ISN'T A ROMCOM.
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its a romance
same diff
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THIS MOVIE THAT WE ARE NOT ACTUALLY WATCHING YET, I MAY ADD.
[ look is anyone really surprised that they are this dumb. ]
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is it r rated embarrassing or pg13
or pg
at least give me a reference frame here
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ALSO BTW WHAT WOULD YOU EVEN DO IF I WAS LIKE
"OH YEAH IT'S TOTALLY R RATED, YOUR FACE PADS WILL GO COMPLETELY RED AT THE IDEA."
YOU TALK BIG BUT YOU ARE EASILY EMBARRASSED SO FUCK YOU.
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clearly it would depend on the r rated thing which i could totally handle
ive been to the deepest bowels of the human internet karkat
ive seen things
[ he literally blushed and flipped out at finding a playboy with dirk earlier this month. ]
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DID YOU HAVE YOUR EYES CLOSED THE ENTIRE TIME?
YOU CANNOT LIE TO ME, DAVE.
I HAVE SEEN THE WAY YOUR EYES SHIFT NERVOUSLY ANY TIME A HUMAN MATING SCENE HAPPENS IN A MOVIE THAT YOU HAVEN'T FALLEN ASLEEP DURING YET.
THE WAY YOU ARE SUDDENLY INTERESTED IN YOUR COMMUNICATOR INSTEAD OF WHATEVER IS GOING ON.
NOT THAT ANY OF THIS MATTERS BECAUSE NOTHING IS HAPPENING WITH THE FERRIS WHEEL.
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i only react that way when im watching them with you
maybe i dont even flinch when watching them with other people
who are not rose
addendum
i hate watching that kinda shit with rose she always gets so
rose
honestly the english language has failed me here theres nothing that better sums up how rose gets than her name and literally nothing else
lame
wow so youre not going to ride in a ferris wheel with me
fine ill go with rose and kanaya
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BUT NO YOU GET MORE EMBARRASSED THAN I DO.
ANYTHING SAID OTHERWISE IS A BLATANT LIE?
WHOA
WHOA WHOA GODDAMN WHOA.
DON'T GO WITH ROSE AND KANAYA YOU ARE GOING TO RUIN THEIR DATE.
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youd require more effort for me
therefore you are more easily embarrassed
what no im not
rose likes hanging out with me
id only go up in the ferris wheel with them not like around the entire place
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AND OH MY FUCK
DO NOT GO WITH THEM ON THE FERRIS WHEEL!!!!
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cmon vantas what did you think they were gonna get up to in there
also
its completely not bullshit on either account
that sounds like a challenge
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WITH NO OTHER ADDITIONAL TAGALONGS.
GO WITH SOMEONE ELSE ON IT!!
IS IT REALLY A CHALLENGE WHEN I ALREADY KNOW THAT I'M RIGHT?
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yeah except youre wrong
but if i prove you wrong youre not gonna watch the movie with me
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WHY WOULD YOU TAKE JADE??
A) I AM NOT A SORE LOSER.
B) I AM NOT WRONG SO THIS IS A SCENARIO THAT WON'T EVER HAPPEN.
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jade isnt dating anyone therefore you cannot throw a fit about me interrupting someones date
how do you not get struck by lightning every five seconds
serious life questions
youre like the worst loser i know hands down
you win at losing badly
which vintage vantas shitfit should we direct our memories to at this point
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PLUS YOU ALREADY TOOK JADE TO THE DANCE SO IT IS ONLY FAIR FOR YOU TO THINK OF THE OTHER PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE.
USING EXAMPLES FROM MY PAST IS A SHITTY MOVE.
I HAVE CHANGED AND HAVE MATURED SINCE THOSE DAYS, DAVE, AND I FUCKING REFUSE TO LET YOU USE MY PREVIOUS MISTAKES AGAINST ME.
TAKE A WHIFF OF THIS PIE, DAVE. ITS FLAVOR IS HUMBLE AND I AM THE MASTER CHEF.
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also i bet itd be fun ive never actually been on one and i doubt she has either
maybe i can make rose go with me too after she goes with kanaya
dude literally one of those days was last week probably
how much can you have "changed" and "matured" in one week
did you go to adult boot camp
was kanaya counselor
did she make you a camp tshirt
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OH REALLY!!!! YEAH SURE!!!
GO ON THE FERRIS WHEEL WITH THEM THEN I GUESS THAT'S FINE!!!!
OH MAN, HOW DID YOU KNOW?
WE ALSO HELD HANDS AND SANG SONGS.
ONE OF THEM WAS TITLED, "HOW TO DEAL WITH THE FACT THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND CANNOT ADMIT THAT HE IS WRONG AND EMBARRASSING AND THAT HIS SHADES LOOK LAME."
IT WAS PRETTY HEAVY STUFF.
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i fell asleep with this comment box open
finish ur paper before replying if you have not already
im on page 6 thats almost done
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